beer, pagan dancers, chocolate, fireworks!

Welcome to my 100th post party!
On the official* invitation list:
andygirl(cohost)
singlefiles(cohost)
shadowfox
aetbond
dpr
gunslinger
sf ca us
dry
monster
tsime
*Note that an implicit invitation will do, or you can just show up :wink:

I brought free beer.
Andygirl, from what I hear, is giving out chocolate sponge baths.
Aetbond has some wierd idea about a goat and pagan dancers.
100 flavors of ice cream are being served.
Once enough party goers arrive silly string is to be distributed.
Games of no holds barred truth or dare are in progress.
Gunslinger was kind enough to supply illegal fireworks.
And the word “congratulations” is banned.
Let me know if I forget anything.

Ahem! I think it was me who suggested the pagan dancers and the sacrificial goat.

Unfortunately, the goat had to be sacrificed last evening in order to appease the health gods, who have chosen to strike me down with one of the worst headaches of my entire life. It must have worked, I feel much better today.

So, where’s the beer?

Black Licorice Ice Cream! YAY!
(Begins pagan dancing)

WooHoo!

dont ya hate it when two people bring the same thing? jk shadowfox, sorry about the mistaken identity. And no offense, but maybe we are better off without the goat.
I see one of your dancers has arrived…
And to your left are 100 kegs of beer. Help yourself.

c’mon people! 100 flavors of ice cream here!

:opens Zippo:

Hey ya’ll, watch this!

flick
hisssssssssssssssssssssss sst

Hmm, doesn’t seem to be working. Lemme take a look at it…

BOOM!

:waves away small mushroom cloud:

No, really, I’m okay. I’m sure my eyebrows will grow back eventually.

<dances, explodes stuff, and gets chocolate everywhere>
This is my kind of party!

Please be more careful with the fireworks! One of our pagan dancers is now missing. and where is andygirl?

can i come in?

i’m so lonely…

Yeah, I’ll look for 'em…anybody seen my eye? It was here a minute ago…

I’m here! I’m here! I just got home from work.

<breaks out the chocolate>

Who wants a sponge bath? From a genuine lesbian, no less! :wink:

(I’m so glad quietgirl doesn’t have internet access except through my computer… she would be murdering me right about now.)

andygirl

Inoci, come on in and join the party!

Here, let me give you a chocolate bath. Milk, dark, white, or my special peanut butter blend?

great to see you, andygirl! cmon in inoci! you’re just in time for the lesbian chocolate bath!
you need a couple more posts, andygirl!

lol. synchronized posts!
hmm, the caterers were expecting more partygoers…

Okay.

(Dramatic pause)

It’s official.

This is my 100th post.

CHOCOLATE ORGY! WOO HOO!

ahem. I’m better now.

(100 posts in less than a month. Does this mean I talk too much? Oh, well.)

hmmm…I dont see inoci anywhere.
but it would be a shame to waste all that lucious chocolate…

:::peers timidly around the door:::

Uh, hello? I’m unfortunately straight, and really, really feel sorry for the poor goat, but even implied invitations are better than none. And I like beer!

Whooo, pity about the pagan dancer! Well, there’s something to be said for dying with your toga on. Mostly. (Short toga, wasn’t it! Don’t let the necrophiliacs know.)

Hoisting a glass,
Veb

whoa! I must have passed out! well thanks everyone for coming. I suppose the party ought to end now. But then TVeblen is nearing 2000, maybe he’ll have a small celebration :wink:
I am now more than 5% of the way there.

All of you are invited to my 500th post party.

Can I be invited, even though I didn’t make it in here (stupid, stinkin’ computer! shrackle, phrackle…)

and after I’d gone to the trouble of buying extra chocolate too!

Congrats, andygirl, eyor, anyone who stayed sober long enough to watch the dancers…