My 1000th post is coming up soon, so this is the party thread. You’re all invited, of course - and incidentally, thanks for all the fun and help along the way. However, ‘bring a bottle’ is so dull (and you can assume the booze is taken care of anyway). So what else can you/will you bring that’s your own very special contribution to the celebrations?
CleavageBeer™, penguin impersonations, light to moderate trivia and knowledge, a little dance, and yet another well-put-together outfit.
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Twister game.
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A half dozen “French Maid” uniforms.
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Several copies of the “Kama Sutra”.
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A gross of silk handkerchiefs.
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2 rolls of duct tape.
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A dozen bottles of Astroglide [sup]TM[/sup]
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The number of a very good defense attorney.
So, am I invited? This sounds like my last few parties. What can I say, we get cabin fever up here in the Winter.
Crap, I knew I’d forget something…
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24-count box of orange popsicles [sup]TM[/SUP]
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1 - 15x20 drop cloth.
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6 ski masks (the ones with the eyes, nose and mouth cut out).
There, I think that about does it. Who’s bringing the food?
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I can build a huge freakin’ bonfire that we can all dance around naked.
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I can bring a couple of kegs.
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Hell, I can just show up.
Tripler
I know, I’m not that much fun tonight. . .
I know im not around a lot but I thought I could add to the festivities…I’d like to bring my cement horse. Now before you say that isn’t any fun, think you can ride him and not worry about getting slapped, plus much easier cleanup than a real horse.
I just wanted to say that Honey sounds like a great person to hang out with … 
But what are the popsicles for Honey ?
I’ve got a rusty bucket.
It would make a good ashtray or a bottlecap receptacle, except for the bottom being missing. Other than that it’s perfectly good.
If I get drunk enough I’ll do “the one armed fiddler”. 
Here’s my contribution: I was reading the forum a few days ago, and stumbled upon a poster that I recognized and respected, and who had been writing good posts since before I was even lurking.
And the person had less posts that I did. Makes me feel like an idiot. I think I’ll have to invoke some sort of algorithm so that my post count will approach 1000 as I read more threads, but never reach it.
Peanuts, of course.
I’ll come in my spaceship, do a few circuits, flash some multicolour lights, abduct one or two of you, then go.
I have no specific plan for them. I just really, really like orange popsicles.
I’ve got this link to a post by the party boy.
I was out-of-pocket at a face time liaison when that aired, and I’ve been meaning to get back in the loop with some utile feedback ever since. But I was stymied. Should I suck up, or should I file a hostile workplace discrimination-based action? What to do? What to do?
Well, since the market showed legs past the cyclical dead cat bounce, the options are out of the bath again, and that’s good enough for me.
So ianzin, I just have to tell you that I for one will follow you to the actualization of our full potential, that your creative is to lust for and would you maybe like to have drinks after the affinity group conference call?
You’d think a few more people would be nourishing this thread, especially now that the lovely, stylish Tansu has promised CleavageBeer (insert trademark sign).
Incidentally, Tansu, I’ve never seen the penguin impressions.
All of you, thank you for your contributions. But with just a dozen of us or so, it’s not going to be quite the party I’d hoped for. Then again, with Honey around, it seems like maybe it could be a lot of fun, and those who don’t join in… well… their loss!
I have been saving the penguin impressions for a suitable occasion, such as, say, a party.
Actually ianzin, my list will only supply 1 dozen dopers, anything more than that and I’ll need to re-figure everything.
Oh, and I wanted to suprise you, what with it being your 1,000th post and all but, since I won’t have the use of the pickup, I won’t be bringing any sheep.
I’ll bring a shiny new 6 inch nail and some Top Trumps cards.
Can I turn up late, vomit and steal the brandy?