So what's your contribution to my 1000 party?

I’ll bring some Tequila, give you some mexican theme to it.

Happy 1000th Ian.

I bring… organisation.

Short tempered armadillos and balled up socks. Oh the fun I’ll have.

Bullets. I’ll bring the damn bullets.

Maybe you and I will hit 1000 on the same day… I’m s-o d-a-m-n c-l-o-s-e !

I guess I’m mostly a lurker because I rank somewhere in the group of “longest membership in the SDMB”.

Any of you remember the AOL days? Man, I’ve been around too long.

E3

I bring the fun of Sin City to your home! We can eat Honey’s orange popsicles while playing blackjack, craps, and poker. I don’t have a roulette wheel so to make up for it, we’ll have to play a crazy kind of poker. Like Texas Hold 'Em!

I also bring some pretty decent potstickers, in case the tequila just doesn’t provide all the ethnicity you need.

And ponchos! Everybody likes ponchos! Yes! Yes!