Hi everybody.
I am now taking ideas for a 100th post celebration, as I am nearing the big 1 o o. I was thinking about naked twister, but freido attempted to start a game and I was left naked, covered in grease, and all alone with one hand on a green square. There wasn’t much interest in that. Any other ideas?
I got an idea. Picture this: A large empty field, except for a big bonfire right in the middle. You supply the beer, and I’ll supply the pagan dancers and the sacrificial goat…
Now where did I leave that goat?
hmm, intriguing. I suppose I will allow you to bring the pagan dancers to the party if we can leave out the goat.
officially, the party will take place tomorrow, August 21. Be there.
I will keep a running tally of the plans so far:
*-pagan dancers
*-beer
*-add your idea here
eyor, seeing that my 100th post is also imminent, would you consider co-hosting?
100 posts and I’ve not even been here a month. Does this mean I talk too much?
My suggestions for the party:
Chocolate baths
silly string fights
no holds barred truth or dare
I thought Twister had circles.
Congrats on nearing 100. I suggest you watch AFI’s 100 Greatest Movies while listening to VH1’s 100 Greatest Songs. Follow that up with 100 scoops of ice cream, each a different flavor. End the par-tay with a 100 hour SDMB marathon.
okay, andygirl will cohost the party. 
Twister is much more fun with squares.(all right, I realized I was mistaken but did not want to correct myself because I cant reach 100 posts until tomorrow!
*-pagan dancers(supplied by shadowfox)
*-free beer(supplied by me)
*-chocolate baths(chocolate supplied by andygirl)
*-silly string fights(silly string courtesy of andygirl)
*-truth or dare
*-100 flavors of ice cream,100 scoops per attendant(on AET)
*-(your idea here)
Be there, tomorrow, monday, august 21.
I will supply the thread and the beer, you just have to show up.
well, I have now run out of posts, at #99, so I will not post until the big party.
Be there, or be…is it round or square, AETBOND?
anywho, see ya then
If I can get a few more posts in here maybe we can make it a threesome. People have asked me if I’ve ever done a threesome and I’ve always had to say no. I just filled my gas can so I could help with the fire. I don’t have a goat to sacrifice, but the neighbors have this dog that barks at the most ungodly hours. Heeeeeeeeeere doggy, doggy.
I recommend giving it a miss. It’s just 100 posts, for crying out loud.
No holds barred truth or dare. Here?
chuckle
Mmmmm…chocolate-covered lesbian…
I’ll bring the stereo system and illegal fireworks.
How about celebrating NOW, while you’ve got a crowd, and then let 100 be the night you darn your sox.
If Year 2000 tought us anything, it’s that it’s better to party now, rather than say the Real holiday is next time. Next time may never come, or we might sleep through it, or just run out of ice and turn in early.
Well, given your stance in the beauty thread, how about a boycott? You could boycott sexual abstinence, beerless parties, non-pagan non-dancers, or even green squares on a Twister board.
Use your imagination, and play to the crowd! (How in the world do you think I was able to trick all these people into voting for me when I don’t even have a picture up?)
Thanks for your 1/3 vote, by the way. (I’m counting the fractions–I may need the fractions to qualify for campaign matching funds.)
Andygirl–if 100 posts in less than a month were an indication that one talks too much, I’d have been banned by now.
Well, seeing as I already alienated myself from this guy, even though it was in jest (I knew I should have put a smiley in there). Sorry about that eyor…it’s a Pythonesque-type thing (“Oh, don’t be such a baby!”, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail…that’s the angle I was trying to hit). Sorry for the misunderstanding.
We should have a combined party for those who have just hit the 100 mark, like me. You let me know where the party is and I’ll bring some beer and twister. 
You guys got 103 & 106 posts, how are you going to get 100?
Soon, Im going to think about how many posting parties I have written to. Must be way more than 100.