This is my 400th post!
Do I get to have a party now or do I have to wait for 500?
I have beer, chips & dip and chocolate-chip cookies. Do I save it or can we have a party now?
Offer me beer and you can party for any post count, Kinsey. Happy four hundred.
Good for you. 
Ok, beers all around!
You have cookies? Party on, Kinsey!
(Happy 400. Can I have a cookie?)
By all means you can have a post party. Someone recently had one for their 409th post.
But don’t look at me . . . I’ve not yet had one and I don’t plan to for my 3000th, which should be sometime in the next week or so.
Ok, then.
Everyone help yourselves to whatever you want in the fridge.
And try to keep it down.
It’s midnight…I gotta get up in the morning, so I am going to be a party-pooper for my own party and go to bed.