Well, here it is. I’m a four-digit poster, and I’ve managed to do it without developing any discernible persona (which, incidentally, fits me to a T in real life, too!)
After 1000 posts, I feel it’s time to invite some commentary from the teeming millions as to how I could improve the next thousand. (“Get the hell off the boards!” is a perfectly valid, if trite, option.)
I’m gonna go bake a cake now!