Can I be invited, even though I did’t make it in here (stupid, stinkin’ computer! shrackle, phrackle…)
and after I’d gone to the trouble of buying extra chocolate too!
Congrats, andygirl, eyor, anyone who stayed sober long enough to watch the dancers…
I suppose you think double posts are going to get you a party faster, eh?
I’m sure gunslinger won’t mind if you just show up.
And there is still a pagan dancer around here, though crippled by the fireworks. If you find her, she’s yours!
My new policy re post parties is not to attend 'em.
Unless there’s a lady attending who I really want to flirt with.
Or unless I owe the poster in question a favor or two.
Or if I’m specifically invited.
Fortunately, you did the latter. 
Now let me have a lesbian chocolate pagan dancer, so I can bite her head off. And pass the illegal fireworks, so I can ignite the sacrificial goat.
And finally, pass me several beers, so I can truthfully deny all memory of these incidents.