No! Don’t light the matches! nooooo…
::MTS Appearing at door with large Pot::
Hey I made way too much of the Soup Nazi’s Mexican Chicken Chile, anyone want some. It’s full of beans!
Okay Patrick. I’m in. What’s the game? A little seven card stud?
BTW Patrick, you do know we’ve got an Ohio SDMB meeting in Columbus tomorrow, don’tcha?
There’s a thread around here somewhere in MPSIMS called “Columbus or Bust.” You up for it?
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Afternoon everybody.
(all together go: Cold !)
I’m a bit late with the time difference and all. It’s a sissy Euro thing.
Now throw me a can, UncleBeer. BTW, I got this problem with my car, anyone interested in joining me in some really qualified Car Maintenave during half-time ?
squeezes in between the girls and farts
Aaaaaahhh !! That oughta give a man some space !
Beeeeeeelllch !
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Here ya go Cold old buddy. I don’t know about actually fixing the car, but we can put the hood up and stand around with a foot on the bumper.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
This is the perfect place to start a discussion of those three great literary masterpieces by the Bronte Sisters:
Wuthering Heights
Jane Eyre
The Tenant of Wildfell Hall
Who wants to go first?
La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit.
H. de Livry
Criminy, Coldfire! What is in that European food? Whoooooooo buddy!
Yea, I did her.
sighs
How come I can’t find a man like one of you? My SO’s a fastidous Frenchman who laughed at me last spring when I was in tears after my beloved Red Wings got knocked out of the Stanley Cup playoffs…& he looks at me with disgust when I belch, even if it’s a REALLY good one, with lots of resonance & all!!
“All you need to be a superhero is a heart that is pure, a mind that
is strong, and underwear that is fresh!”
~Dav Pilkey
My King high opens with a quarter.
Anybody want one of these Hav-a-Tampas?
Uh, wouldn’t that be
“Feeeelch”
I thought we were playing hearts, but what do I know.
Sorry I can’t make the Columbus gathering tomorrow. Have fun!
Hey, we’re all guys here, right? I’ve gotta ask, I’m sorry, but I’ve just gotta ask…
What is felching?
Hey, if you don’t wanna tell me, that’s okay. I unnerstan’. I know it’s gross, but that’s all I know.
::::beeeeeeEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCCcccccchhhhh:::
Wow. That felt good!
Aw, who had to go and mention felching?
Way to go Thin Skin! Which freakin’ Golden Girl are you?
Go hang out with Stella’s boy toy. You two can be “fastidious” together…
Back off, man. I’m a scientist.
Alright, Statue of Liberty shots!! Who’s with me? C’mon ya wusses! Sound off like you gotta pair.
Now, this is Bacardi 151, right? Okay, dip your fingers into, get some on the end. Now, who’s gotta lighter? Alright, let me see your figners…Yeah, I know you’re on fire. Slam that shot, then blow your fingers out! Jesus, hurry before you burn your fingers off. Goddam, boy, are ya simple? Man, one of these girls could do it better than you!
And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
Stella, it’s because he’s French, ::scratching:: everyone know they aren’t real men.
UncaStuart, sure I’ll have a cigar, there’s beer in the fridge and my 7 of diamonds calls the king. Everybody here know my brother Stuart?
Cristi, don’t hold back, let it out.
Jane’s my girl! manhattan, come over here and fight like a man.
La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit.
H. de Livry
I held this all the way home from work just for you… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… arent burritos great!!!.. Head for hills Cristi
“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”
Wow. Sue, I am impressed. Yeah, it’s stinky. But damn, that was a great tone!
Uncle Beer: Yeah, my wife has in the past suggested that, considering my affinity, I change my name to “Beer,” but I hafta to tell her that my brother’s got it already.
Thanks for the brewski, bro. ::::bruurackk!:::
And all I got is two pair, Kings over sevens.