Melin, you write off the moose schlong as office equipment.
Have it stuffed and mounted, with a bronze placque that says, “Flea Bailey, Esq.” If audited, say it’s in honor of a partner.
It is sorta.
If nothing else, it’ll make one hell of a conversation piece in the office. Just tell deadbeat clients (harumph! that you took it in payment from the last fool who tried to stiff you (so to speak) for your fee.
Beatin’ feet after the Yeti,
Veb
:::Lifts arm, sniffs arm pit, repeats with other arm…:::
AHHHHHHHHH! TESTOSTERONE!
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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'Chuck, this is Pete in the Channel 88 'copter. As you can see, we’re passing over the site where the stolen vehicles have been abandoned.
Local police are examining the evidence, but I understand that all fingerprints and similar forensic evidence have been obliterated by the copious use of alcohol.
Eye-witnesses say that a large number of people (plus unconfirmed reports of a Yeti) left the scene quietly. Apparently they were drug users, as several times the words ‘Strayed Dope’ were heard.
This is Chuck Itup from the scene of one of America’s greatest unsolved mysteries. Will we ever know what really happened? - I doubt it!
Back to you Pete.’
::sneaking back in, looking under the empties for the property pass for the F-14::
“Oh, glee! How much drugs have you done? You’re sitting in a pile of Yeti shit, talking into cigar butt.
That, and you started out as Chuck and ended as Pete.
Pull yourself together, man!”
::resigned to the impending court marshal::
Chief Scott,
haven’t you heard of job-sharing?
OK, I made a mistake!
thanks for reading my posts; I enjoy yours
this was a GREAT thread
In the bathtub of history, the truth is harder to hold than the soap… (Pratchett)
Oh, well. I guess it’s time to let bygones be bygones.
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
He’s not dead. He’s just sleeping. Look! He just moved!
Dead cat? Nah. did her yesterday …
<Pulls out big wooden box>
In honour of all those who have been before us…
Boys … Cigars all around.
Why are you guys still hanging around here? Haven’t you heard? Party at Cristi’s house!
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F.
pssst… hey guys anyone else awake here? Guess what I just found way down here. I’m tempted to give a rousing speach about how we didn’t give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour, but I’m tired.
…hmmm…
::awakes from under mountain of empties::
Wha happened?
Where am I?
What I miss?
Whose clothes are these?
I think I passed out around page three.
::scratches::
Who’s got a beer?
Wishing all you at the SDMB Happy Xmas and a GREAT 2000 and beyond!
Hate to see this die…
Me and several of my lady friends are having a slumber party in SLC…
And you KNOW how women are…
We’ve stripped down to bras and panties and are having quite the pillow fight… gee, if we only had a bunch of MEN to join us…
Oh, yes, and we have BEER!
Best!
Byz
“Come left to course 270 degrees. Fire up them planes. We got a party to go to and some lonely women who need attending to!”
::The 21-ship battle group turns en mass, as 13,000 Sailors, Airmen and Marine scramble below decks for their finest party duds::
PANTY RAID!!!
“There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~
Spud,
(best teacher voice) ‘actually old boy, it was the Japanese at Pearl Harbour. Now if you’ll go to the Internet to research the rest of the Pacific campaign…’
(casually glances further down SDMB) ‘whoaa!’
(exit, leaving class open-mouthed) ‘Last one to Byzantine’s a sissy!’
Animal House, glee. Animal House.
Rent it tonight for all the inside jokes, dude.
ChiefScott,
what can I say? (hangs head in shame) I love that film:
the golfer trying to hit the horse (hit thru the ball, keep your hands loose)
the toga party (TOGA! TOGA!)
guess what I am? I’m a zit!
FOOD FIGHT!
Do I have to pay a fine or something?
No fine. You have to pay for the beer!