I think they put it all on my Visa card Chief, don’t worry.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
You are the best Uncle… and thank god, signing your name wasnt too hard… The Hunky Unky just rolled right off the pen 
I am me… accept it or not.
ummmm Oh yeah… it was all Cristi’s idea… between her leading me astray and all the beer… what can I say… I was easily led
I am me… accept it or not.
So where do I send my bill?
-Melin, Esq.
So where do I send my bill?
-Melin, Esq.
-1 and counting…
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
6 6 6 !!!
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Just had to get this past the evil number…
It was real, y’all.
OK, it was surreal. nuthin’ wrong with that.
I’m just glad that for one shining moment, this thread passed up The Earth Is Flat thread in Great Debates.
We gotta party again soon…but not too soon. I’m not as young as i used to be. 
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Hey, before everybody takes off we need to pass the hat for Melin’s legal fees. And somebody has to hose out those buses and return 'em. Now cough up some cash.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Cash ? You never said anything about cash at the start of this venture UncleBeer.
We all thought you were paying for everthing and cleaning up too. The host of a party usually does ya know.
As for Melin well, yeah , here give her this :: hands over a roll of quarters, 2 coupons for buy one get one free pizza, a soda cap good for a free 20 oz soda, the number of a male stripper I know, and 10
$ 1.00 (for the stripper, he has a real problem with quarters in his g-sting, thong thing ! )::
That ought to take care of my part, I will need her when I find Lion, unless cutting off a certian body part and running it through a juicer isn’t against the law.
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Woohoo! Lioness,if that stripper’s that good, you’ve got all the legal services you’ll need once you catch up with the King of the Jungle there!
-Melin
Here Melin…
:::rummages through pockets:::
I’ve got some lint, a sticky BreathSaver, and two cents. Will that help?
I just spent the last of my change calling my husband to let him know I was on my way home. He said “No hurry, honey. I’ve had you declared legally dead, and the kids and I were just packing to go to DisneyWorld with the insurance money.”
Sigh. Well, at least I got the opportunity to be a bad influence on someone…
on someone?!!
Yeah, on someone! Sue said I led her astray. But I couldn’t have done it without you guys. You all taught me just how special it is to be a bad influence.
:::snifsnif:::
I love you guys!
But I just realized something…I think Chief was making a sick joke, and it just sailed right over my head. Sigh. All that alcohol makes ya slow.
:::Rysdad glances around slowly surveying the carnage. Then, seemingly satisfied, he makes a fist and thrusts it into the air:::
“YES!”
:::His normally placid demeanor returns, yet a small smile tugs at the corners of his mouth. He stuffs his hands into his pockets, turns, and ambles away.:::
I have a dime, three bottle caps and a Canadian penny. Hey, why not give Melin all the empties–she can sell 'em to a recycle place.
Melin…here ya go…
::: reaches into secret hiding place and pulls out—:::
The sacred Moose Schlong, totem of this fine buncha n’er-do-wells. Wield it wisely, Melin, it packs quite a wallop. There’s a matching coat staggering around somewhere…
Muchas smoochas to all !
-L-
Yes, and if you rub the coat long enought it becomes a three piece suit.
Uh I doubt that Melin will be willing to touch the empties, they look kinda ,well like Homer has been using them.
I’ll miss you guys, ::sniff sniff::
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Wow – the sacred moose schlong is MINE? ::wondering how it would look stuffed and mounted in my office – MAN that’ll scare the opposition!::
So how do I report this on my income tax?
-Melin