I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
Wheeeee!
Hey Crick, could you ask your new friend a question for me? Where’s his…ummmm…where’s his, well, you know! All in the interests of science, of course.
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
I"m sorry, Ms. Lawyer Ma’am… I didn’t know you were female. Yue Han told me today at lunch that you were… I don’t want to harpoon you anymore. I guess I have to either set my hand on fire, or be a beer wench, or some equally weird occupation… You know what? I think I’m gonna be the nagivator… I’ll nag y’all until you take me to a chocolate factory… and even if there isn’t one in space, we’ll build one!
belch
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
belch
Been feedin’ on creationists and homophobes…
BURP
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
Sorry I’m late. I was down at the titty bar.
Did I miss anything?
ALPHA CENTAURI?!!
Damn! Does this mean no hot Venusian babes?!
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
VB, hon…why do you need Venusian babes when you have ME here? C’mere, I think there’s a few experiements we need to do…
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”
Hey guys, just sat here and read the whole thread in one sitting. Wow!!
Just a thought on the Tequila thing, it seems like one of those nifty guns in the older cop shows that never need to be reloaded. Never ending ammo.
Party on, and safe journey!
I asked him fer ya Cristi, and he said, “Arsx vrblw cd frlstz, empku pygwtqqza! 5 bucks? urp.”
I don’t know about you, but I kinda like the little fella already. Catches on fast.
Dr. Watson
“I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash.” – Sigmund Freud
Drive’s up and running. Not sure about teh coordinates, but like hell I’ll ask for directions to Alpha-freakin’ Centauri. Anybody else wanna cross the wires this time? I’m a little wary after the goddam beer truck blew up on me.
Cristi, try his elbows.
5 bucks, just like everywhere else, huh? Gotta love an alien with a sense of humor!
Has anyone introduced our alien friend to the wombat? I’m thinking we should, but we should do it very, very carefully. Who knows how either one of them will react. Could be dangerous.
:: :pours beer into air, sucks it down before it floats away:::
Hey…that really is cool! Man will that ever save on clean-up time!
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
OK… it is official. This is Guy Stuff, for crying out loud.
Everybody, hand over all maps, Route Planners, and other devices that aid orientation.
They will all be burned.
We’re GUYS, fer cryin’ out loud… we can fly anywhere we want. We just KNOW where it is.
OK, driver: next stop will be Lynchburg, Tennessee. It seems we’re all out of Jack Daniels!!
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
OK… it is official. This is Guy Stuff, for crying out loud.
Everybody, hand over all maps, Route Planners, and other devices that aid orientation.
They will all be burned.
We’re GUYS, fer cryin’ out loud… we can fly anywhere we want. We just KNOW where it is.
OK, driver: next stop will be Lynchburg, Tennessee. It seems we’re all out of Jack Daniels!!
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
Yep. It’s always a good idea to double post in a short thread like this. And as an added bonus, it inflates your post count as well.
Nice going, Coldfire. Let me just say that you don’t live far enough way to escape my wrath. Do it again and I’ll hunt you down, you soccer loving hooligan.
I can, however, be persuaded to overlook this felony if you pass the tequila.
CAUTION! First guy to ask for directions will get a vasectomy the hard way.
Yep. It’s always a good idea to double post in a short thread like this. And as an added bonus, it inflates your post count as well.
Nice going, Coldfire. Let me just say that you don’t live far enough way to escape my wrath. Do it again and I’ll hunt you down, you soccer loving hooligan.
I can, however, be persuaded to overlook this felony if you pass the tequila.
CAUTION! First guy to ask for directions will get a vasectomy the hard way.
Coldfire, you’re sitting on a case of the stuff. I agree that there should be no asking for directions out of the solar system; but * someone * is gonna have to start the damn drive.
Looking out the porthole, there is a large winged craft coming up from the planet that looks less than friendly. Unless, of course, those are not missiles but in fact beer delivery modules.
C’mon, somebody. Cross the black and yellow wires. I only cannablized parts of the shuttle to combine alien technology I don’t understand with a completely undocumented scientific principle to create an untested, tequila-fueled drive system that process unimaginable amounts of energy in order to violate every known law of physics.
It’s not like it’s * dangerous * or something.
Are you crazy? you’re gonna waste perfectly good tequila as fuel? There’s gotta be something else we can use. If nothing else, we can jury rig a wombat-powered treadmill to the machine. Sure it’s not as efficient, but there is no way sacrifice alcohol consumption and hand burning for fuel.
Now pass that bottle! I need to be drun–er, inspired, if I’m gonna help navigate.
< squints, then points out the window. >
That away!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
“Had Cain been Scot, God would have changed his doom;
Nor forced him wander, but confined him home.”
– J. Cleveland, ‘The Rebel Scot’, 1650 (about)
Which would be to say i’tain’t in me nature to linger about, Yue Han – Jest pour a bit of this here GalactiBooze over the damnable thing and I promise ye the fecken’ wires will cross themselves, and say a few ‘Hail Mary’s’ out of the bargain.
I couldn’t care a sheep’s kidneys where we’re goin’, but here clearly ain’t there, so get on with it man.
Hey, was it just this celestial booze, or did I just see OJSimpson and Michael (Space) Jackson float past the porthole there?
(Raising bottle) Happy landin’ there fellas!
Dr. Watson
“Already used up my obligatory quotation fer this post.”
Coldfire, before you try to burn those maps and shit, you better take a look at what Unca Cecil said about matches in space. I don’t think it’s gonna work too well. Unless we douse them in something flammable first; now where are we gonna get an accelerant…hmmm…
Pure oxygen’ll work on maps…
astronauts, too!
For excessive smiley useage:
“Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and orphans! No more merciful beheadings!! And cancel Christmas!!!”