Geeeeeze Beer, get some Airwick or something…knock a buzzard off a shitwagon… taps keg and pours a round
Deal me in boys…
Finally, a place where a guy can relax. scratches inner ear with pinky and examines findings notices the women
So when’s the stripshow gonna start? looks at Sue with a leer
Hey Beer! Can ya stake me for the poker game? I am a bit short this week and ya still owe me for when i had to replace my keyboard when I spewed captain crunch all over it from reading one of your posts…you owe me dude! quaffs beer Baaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaappppp
Hey, sorry I’m late. I was at the video store picking up “How to Make an American Quilt” and “Pride and Prejudice.” Oh, now THERE’s a lovely gesture. Do you shake your mother’s hand with that meat hook? Well, I’ll just take this elsewhere and , oh, BTW, the dog died of aphsixiation from the rank air in here.
Hey, did I ever show you guys the homemaede rockets? (Takes drink)
You just take a 2 liter bottle, fill it a third full with water, punch a hole in the cap, and work the nipple of the air compressor into the hole.
What we like to do (laugh) is go out on the back porch, (drink, guffaw) and fire 'em down the hill to Old Lady Bilson’s place. She thinks the sky is raining bottles! She’s called the cops twice!
(Whoo hoo!) That’s funny, y’all.
Hey, don’t finish those cheese puffs off, I didn’t get any yet.
This is a perfect opportunity to get in a little INDOOR TARGET PRACTICE! C’mon , Sannibel! Balance that beer bottle on your head! We need a target for these shotguns, dammit!
Man, I gotta pee. That bathroom line is so long, someone must be givin’ free blow jobs. Hey, I have an idea! zzzzziiipp “Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh”, wait for the shake. “ahhhhh”.
Hey have you guys seen,… Holy at shit batman, where did that flame come from ? Get some water quick, it looks like Sealemon’s ass is on fire… Now as I was saying before my head almost became a crispy critter. Has anyone here seen the Lion ? Oh there he is, Lion quit trying to hide behind Uncle Beer ! What is that smell ? Have you guys been eating chili and doing acid in here? Lion you know what I told you about that !
Lady?!?!?! I’ll show you guys a lady, hand me that bottle of 151, ::: knocks back a double shot ::: now who’s a lady ? I’m 100 % woman !
Hi girls wanna exchange recipes ?
Ayesha - Lioness
You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication.
