Alright! That’s it! I’m joinin’ Wally on this one – anybody who can still count is in no damned shape to pilot this stinkin’ tin can!
Give up the keys voluntarily there John, or I’m afraid I’m gonna havta set the space aardvark on ya . . .
Dr. Watson
“Sorry, used up my weekly allotment of exclamation points, and must shut up now.”
Make that 8. Never posted to this thread, but I’m mighty proud to contribute this close to 1000.
Toss me a beer.
And I believe this makes #1000.
Which is roughly the percentage of alcohol in the average Guy Stuff member’s bloodstream.
So, slingshotting around the sun, huh?
Pass me a beer. I think I’ll need it to survive the G-forces.
JMCJ
Winner of the Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole.
A random woman runs by wearing naught but a ribbon yelling:
Post 1000! Waa hoo!
and disappears
Here you go Cristi, a pinetree thingy just for you! Hell, pine trees for everyone!!!
Wow, the wombat didn’t even see that one commin. He didn’t flinch or anything! Someone get that thing a drink.
Anyone got an oatmeal pie hiden somewhere that I can have before it gets found and used?
Uh, never mind, I saw where you had that last. Thanks anyway?
Are we doin that sling shot thing or not? Cause if we are I’m gonna need a lot more to drink, and a front row seat for this one!
One more question. Anyone heard anything from earth yet? Just wondering how much coverage we are all getting.
Here you go Cristi, a pinetree thingy just for you! Hell, pine trees for everyone!!!
Wow, the wombat didn’t even see that one commin. He didn’t flinch or anything! Someone get that thing a drink.
Anyone got an oatmeal pie hiden somewhere that I can have before it gets found and used?
Uh, never mind, I saw where you had that last. Thanks anyway?
Are we doin that sling shot thing or not? Cause if we are I’m gonna need a lot more to drink, and a front row seat for this one!
One more question. Anyone heard anything from earth yet? Just wondering how much coverage we are all getting.
This is actually the first time I’ve opened this thread, let alone posted in it. Do I need to go back and read all the existing posts before I can join the discussion?
Mikan, you god (or goddess). You did it!
Your’s was post 1006. You posted the post that overwhelmed Phaedrus’ mostrosity. Woo-hoo!
Oh God, this is so damn great!!!
Can we get Unclebeer in here to say a few words? Oh, I love this place.
–John
Wo de qianzi shi Zhongwende.
What is the Wombat thing eating?! look out he’s gotten ahold of one of those wicked wings.
:::Outside, in space, The Velvet Darkness caresses from all sides. Sooooo peaceful:::
Splooorrrtt! And another Nutty Buddy! Sploooorrrtt! An another Nutty,
:::Whuuuuuuppppp…The Tank is my Lifeline…whuuuuupppp:::
What the Hell???
:::A distorted, screaming cartoon of a humanoid, a la Munch, floats by…his twisted visage is babbling. Gibberish? What the hell is he saying??? His hand reaches out to mine. I offer a Nutty Buddy. He seems to be arguing about something, and flings the Nutty Buddy aside. It lingers. I shrug, and go back to the business at hand, as he careens off into the void:::
Hehe. In GuySpace, Phaedy, no one can hear you scream.
Maxie! You finally made it! smooches him and hands Max a beer
Now then…who’s in for a game of strip poker? We need to pass the time until we slingshot around hte sun SOMEHOW…
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”
Well, it’s just a goddamned shame is all it is. Ye’d have thought that after comin’ all this way, if there was anything good and right left in this world, the honor of makin’ post #1006 would have been reserved fer our benefactor and guiding light throughout these dark days.
UncleBeer, allow me to be the first to say that I am as ashamed of this crew as any man wearin’ a skirt in zero gravity can be, and I command the crew to lift their collective glasses to you!
Well made sir.
Dr. Watson
“No additional details required.”
There’s Glasses?
Damn well said, Crick&Watson! This is a milestone for Dopers, and UncleBeer deserves all the credit ::evil chuckle:: and blame for spawning this whole saga.
Here’s to Uncle!! (uh, Uncle Beer; UncaCece seems to be strangely silent)
::Veb does an Exorcist head-spinning double take::
Hey, anybody notice we have a bona fide Scottish person on this space flight, and he doesn’t have a dubious toupee, shaky accent and hasn’t once mention dilithium crytals?
Toss that man a Tabasco-drenched hot wing! And toss one to that poor carbon-encrusted critter, too. Sheesh, you people are deeply sick but excellent company!
Veb
Damn well said, Crick&Watson! This is a milestone for Dopers, and UncleBeer deserves all the credit ::evil chuckle:: and blame for spawning this whole saga.
Here’s to Uncle!! (uh, Uncle Beer; UncaCece seems to be strangely silent)
::Veb does an Exorcist head-spinning double take::
Hey, anybody notice we have a bona fide Scottish person on this space flight, and he doesn’t have a dubious toupee, shaky accent and hasn’t once mentioned dilithium crytals?
Toss that man a Tabasco-drenched hot wing! And toss one to that poor carbon-encrusted critter, too. Sheesh, you people are deeply sick but excellent company!
Veb
I’m still here, but I wanna go home now and do some laundry. I think my underwear are alive.
Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer
Don’t be a wimp, Uncle. Here, pour some of this here Tequila down your pants, that oughta kill the friggin’ bacteria and germs and such.
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
Okay! What am I gonna do with the lime and salt though?
Shove the lime up the roasted cats ass and throw the salt over your shoulder for luck 
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
You insensitive prick! Do you know how much that stings?!
Great, Coldfire! I stifled my laugh so hard I almost lost a lens!
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: