Sweetheart, ya gotta have clothes on first! 
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
Now, am I just drunk, or are you coming on to me?
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Coldfire, you’re just drunk.
I pulled that line from Men in Black; it’s one of my favourites, both movie and line.
referencing the cat, it seemed approriate;
and I did get some curious looks from co-workers as I muffled my paroxysms of laughter! I’m soooo glad I hadn’t just taken a drink! 
now I return us to our regularly scheduled show, “Animal House in Space!”
“YO! Falcon sweetie! you marked this deck!”
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
C’mon! We can’t let it die now!
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
::teleports in::
I’ve brought the all-American breakfast - a case of Corona, and a box of Moon Pies. Who wants what?
Super hot Buffalo wings, you say? Sure, gimme two!
(No sweat Jab, it’s not dying. This is just the normal work day mid-afternoon hiatus.
This thread will never die! It can only rest. It has been resurrected once already.)
Now, where has that girl floated off to now?
Heeeyyyyy Falllllconnnnn!
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
What is that green thing hanging from the wombat’s butt?
Lime?
Lime won’t help, guys. He needs aloe. Just 'cause they’re both green doesn’t mean they’ll have the same effect. But it was a very kind thing of you to try.
:::dodges hurled empties:::
What do you mean, “we’re guys, we’re not kind?”
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
Question: Who here prefers little breasts with puffie nipples to knockers with silver dollars? Comments? Rebuttles?
Lessee pal, we’re hurtling through space with several delightful, albeit whiff, ladies and you want me to choose?!
Vacuum is pretty thin stuff!
Uh uh buddy, not me; I know what side my parsnips are buttered on!
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
I’ll leave the guys to their wishful nipple evaluation thing and extend my condolences now to Coldfire. That’s NeuroTrashGrrrl’s cat you just did a citrus suppository on and I’d hate to be in your clogs when she finds out, boyo.
::quaffs tequila::
Well, as a scientific mission we can now test if it’s true that in space, they can’t hear you scream. Whoa! Hear that?
I didn’t know the Dutch yodeled. Poor Coldfire sounds like NTG is giving him a vasectomy with a rusty lid from a bean dip can.
Hmmm, guess we can hear screaming in space. Somebody wanna tell Houston?
Is the moose schlong moving or is it me?
Veb
I don’t think you’re the moose schlong, TV. Too much booze for you, I think.
This thread has been resurrected more than once. I lost count a long time ago, but this current incarnation was started by Sunset Lightening’s protests. Hey, were is this crazy Yeti, anyhow?
Wo de qianzi shi Zhongwende.
::Veb turns pale, and it isn’t motion sickness from watching the floating moose schlong::
Oh, shit, don’t tell me we ate the Yeti! I know the jerky tasted a little bit off, but after a quart or two of that gargle blaster stuff who has any taste buds left?
I think I’m gonna barf in Sealemon’s boot again.
Veb
Yes hon? Was off trying to get my bottle of Scotch back from Melin. You still up for that game of poker? And NO, the cards aren’t marked! Sheesh!
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”
- Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
:::back in, HeatShield Mission accomplished:::
Uhhhh…Space is really really cold, y’all. My nipples have busted through the tinfoil, I don’t think they’ll ever be the same. I-uh-I think I need emergency service…
Cristi, hon, pass the terquilly…
And, Veb, hate to break this to ya, that wasn’t the Yeti… it was John Glenn. He got upset a bit back and started a bug-eyed rant on the Space Program going to Hell and then… Well, I expect he’d be glad to know he was helping to further the fight against ignorance…
You betcha! Oh…you’re right; I guess you didn’t mark’em…just a little leftover technicolor burp from TV… < VB wipes the cards off with the nearest thing he can get hhis hands on… >
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
We have bean dip? Wow, the lap of luxury, glasses and bean dip. Who could ask for anything more?
Alright now that the heat shields are up, when do we start the sling shot?
Kricket, did you know you have bean dip in your lap? I think we should go back here and see how these zero-gravity showers work. C’mon.
Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer
Says UncaBeer:
[quote]
you have bean dip in your lap.
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That term is so much more romantic than “cooze”.
“Though I hate 'em, I’ll defend to my death your right to use smilies.”
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
Falcon, deal me in, willya? I don’t care if the cards are marked or not. Who wants a cold one?
Babar, that’s a dumb question. Women’s breasts can be attractive in an incredible variety of ways. Why choose? The perfect pair of breasts is on the woman that lets you fondle 'em.
Zero-gravity showers? You mean I can bathe here? Cool. I was kinda getting to like this pine-tree thingy around my neck, though.
:::stumbles over box:::
Hello, what’s this?
:::tears open box:::
Wow! Look at these, guys! A buttload of videos! What have we got here…lessee, there’s This Island Earth, Mars Needs Women, Robinson Crusoe on Mars, Zombies of the Stratosphere, Debbie Does Outer Space…
Hmmmm. I think I see a pattern. Anyone got popcorn?
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.