About 7 months.
Luckily I have washboard abs due to my diet of fried foods, alcohol and cigarettes.
Oh wait. I guess it’s not due to that. Maybe I’m just genetically lucky.
I’m in my 43rd trimester now and MAN! is my back killing me. I give every pregant woman I meet shit when they complain. I mean 9 months and they are done, I tell them to try and hold their bun in the oven for years upon years. Then they say “but you never give birth” to which I reply, “I give birth twice a day” (and it hurts too).