Uh, it depends on the temperature actually.
8 pounds and 22 inches long? :eek:
I used to be on LPSG.org and was always amused when guys would post a single dimension for their flaccid size, as if it doesn’t vary depending on the temperature, stress level, etc. etc. I highly doubt a guy’s flaccid measurement is exactly the same when he’s sitting relaxed in shorts on a beach in Miami and when he’s fallen through the ice in Nome and is being attacked by a polar bear.
Suck or be fucked by the cock above you?
Gayest website ever. 
Currently 92.5% of respondents self-identify as a grower.
Which means 92.5% of respondents didn’t like what they saw in their high school locker rooms.
So 7.5% of respondents were gay?
You can be gay and not like what’s on display in locker rooms. Trust me.
I think you’re missing a few things there between point A and point B.
I mean, I recognize that there is a Doper Cock Inflation Effect, but last I checked we can all look up the average size on any website and decide where we actually are on the bell curve.
Bingo. At regular room temp, it’s small. But when I get out of bed in the morning and I’ve been relaxed in a warm environment, it’s long and soft.
Then I pee, and then get back in bed and spoon my wife, and it’s long and hard.
Grower.
So who are the Dopers who claim that when the sit on a toilet, their dicks are touching toilet water?
Must be that other 7.5%.
I just always (tongue-in-cheekly) assume their toilets are improperly configured and overfill, myself.
Grower. Like Apache Chief, yo. Inyuk-chuk!
Not for nothin’, Rand, but what prompted you to start this poll?
It’s because I teased him about his cock size in another thread, but context is highly important. 
Context? You mean, like, pubic hair? Well, I try to keep the lawn well-maintained but cutting down to the soil is right out!
Maybe they just get reaaaaaaaaaally excited about being in the bathroom.
I marked grower.
And while I have always assumed I am slightly smaller than average (haven’t taken a ruler to it, but I do know the average), I have recently been complimented on girth, which surprised me.
Meh. Never had a size based complaint yet, so I don’t let it bother me.
All girls will compliment you on size. The first few times it happened I was jubilant. Turns out it’s standard operating procedure.
You know, you always hear the cliche that men don’t know shit about women’s anatomies, but the same really is true in the opposite direction. This post provides a nice illustration.
Here’s the low-down: If a guy is sitting on the toilet with an erect penis, said penis will be nowhere near the water in the normal course of events (indeed, it will point toward the ceiling). The only way for it to get near the water is if the guy is leaning forward so far that his head is on the floor or he is using his hand to severely force his penis toward the water.
I googled, and it turns out my penis is way above average.
You’re supposed to measure starting from where it leaves the pelvis way back by the asshole, right?
Guess you’re not a morning wood kinda guy, huh?
Rand, the ONLY way to measure your penis is from where it touches the asshole. 
Oh, so true.
If I’ve got wood and I need to poo, I have an interesting dilemma. Pee all over the floor, or pinch it shut? Ain’t no way it’s fitting in the bowl.