From the October 22, 1999 Washington Post:
Is that right, Georgie? That’s what you really believe? Were you being emphatic or just stupid when you used the word “choose” twice in that sentence? More importantly, were you just spouting bullshit back then? See, I’m inclined to believe you were, based on this AP story:
So how exactly do you go from states rights to stripping doctors of their licenses for prescribing the medicine that they think is best? Oh, and if I hear any politician refer to it as “so-called ‘medical’ marijuana” one more time, I’m going to drive a bus full of cancer and AIDS patients up to said politico’s front door and drop them off, fat doobies in hand.
Remember back in 1998, when the federal government commissioned a study to determine once and for all whether or not marijuana was an effective medicine? Apparently the government doesn’t - or doesn’t want to. The study came to the same conclusion that doctors and patients have for years - it works. The study also recommended that further research be done on the subject.
The Clinton administration’s response, of course, was to make it even more difficult for even privately funded studies to take place! Yes, I’m bitching about Clinton too, pubbies. This is a big fat pile of horseshit that is spread evenly across party lines. GWB just happens to be the man with the shovel at the moment.
What possible reason could the government have for going out of their way to deny people medical marijuana? Their shaky claim is that it would somehow send the message that pot use is okay for everyone, and that use would become more widespread. Christ, maybe even children would use it! Is anyone thinking of the children?
Err, um, okay. But if that’s the case, then aren’t we currently sending the message that oxycodone, hydrocodone, morphine, demerol, and codeine are just fine for kids to pop like candy? How about the myriad of benzos and amphetamines out there? Oh, and of course, you don’t even need a prescription for alcohol and tobacco, which kill a combined 500,000 people a year in the U.S. Are we sending the message that liver failure and lung cancer are A-okay?
Oh, but surely none of that stuff is more dangerous and addictive than the deadly devil weed! Damn filthy Mexicans and uppity negroes brought that poison 'round these parts long 'bout three score ago now, and it’s been trouble ever since!
Politicians want to appease the voters, right? Well, medical marijuana initiatives have passed in the majority of the states in which citizens have had the opportunity to vote on them. Nationwide polls have pegged the number of people who support it to numbers as high as 76%. (93% if you include online (CNN.com) polls, but nobody ever does)
So could somebody please tell me why virtually everyone in politics today is deadset against this? Why try to block legitimate studies? Why arrest providers of medical marijuana in states where the voters approved it? Why go after doctors?
Oh, and why, why, why, for the love of Bob, are we spending billions fighting something that we could be taxing and making billions from? At the very least, 20 million people use marijuana illegaly in this country, both medicinal and recreational. They’re obviously going to buy it no matter what silly laws you make.
Would you like to see their countless billions of dollars going towards improving the schools (think of the children!) and fixing the roads, or do you prefer the current system, where all the money goes to gangs and murderous cartels? Okay, just checking…
Oh, and Mr. President? I’d really like to know why you changed your stance on this, you cretinous, cokeheaded, feces-flinging, monkey-faced, chimp. If your answer in any way includes the phrase “in this post 9/11 world,” you automatically lose. Protestations of revisionist historianism will also fall upon deaf ears.