Gwyneth Paltrow is filming outside my window. Is there anything you’ve always wanted to say to her?
“Will you clean off my window when I’m done?”
Would you just look at her and go “Paltrow, mmmmmmm.” Tell her Osiris said it. Thank you.
She cycles up and down. It has to be about 4 words max 
My friend spoke to the male lead, who was just standing outside her window, but I don’t know who he is.
Send her my condolences on the death of her father. Bruce Paltrow passed away on October 3rd.
Bill says Hi. We met in Beaufort, SC while her Mom was filming The Great Santini.
Offer to throw her a string of beads if she’ll show you her breasts.
Are you sure she’s actually there doing a film? Winona Ryder claims she was preparing for a role when she got nabbed for shoplifting.
That’s a switch, there’s usually guys with cameras outsider **her ** window.
Tell her to eat a cheeseburger or something
Just yell:
Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!
Just yell:
Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!
twice even!