I don’t know why, but this is just about the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time: I’m sitting here at work, about to get in trouble for oversurfing, cause I can’t control my laughter.
I especially like the picture.
Who’s gonna play her in the Lifetime Original? maybe they can get John Waters to direct it . . . I know! Gwyneth Paltrow! It’s PERfect!
I wonder if she’ll add that photo to her wedding album?
*The Bride Wore Black Label
The Bride of Freakinstein
My Best Friend’s Mug Shot*
Now she should have been on Bridezillas!
More details:
There is speculation that about the same time, the groom was having similar misgivings himself.
Hooray for another successful marriage!
She is 18?
It’s not the years baby, it’s the mileage.
So this is the sanctity of marriage that will be preserved by not allowing shiver same-sex marriages? :rolleyes:
Right, because at a gay wedding, the couple would be more stylishly dressed and have the good taste to throw the expensive china! 
Would the happy couple at a same sex wedding have fewer visible tattoos, too?
Some one should give the parents a decent beating for creating this thing and then the thing should be sterlized.
And just think – she now has a marriage license to reproduce her kind…
I think the divorce should be on the state.
Poor, poor marine that guy is.
I can’t wait for her to show up on Springer!!!
Good GOD, that’s just classic!
According to the North Haven police log, a couple of weeks ago she was charged with “third degree forgery and third degree forgery,” which I’m guessing means “two counts of third-degree forgery” in parts of Connecticut. 
What a catch.
What a loon.
Oh golly. What a lucky, lucky gentleman to have landed a princess like that one. Wow.
I hope that honeymoon is going just swimmingly. Geez.
LC
What was he thinking?
objection!
Assumes facts not in evidence.
Paltrow? No way. I’d say Courtney Love. Claire Danes could pull it off, too.