Sometimes the train preceedes the bride.
I will guarantee you she’s fantastic in bed. The crazy ones always are.
Too bad that ‘lemon laws’ only apply to buying cars.
Yeah, she looks like a skanky Claire Daines.
The Smoking Gun has a better photo.
The Smoking Gun ALWAYS has a better photo.
I STILL think Gwyneth Paltrow should do it, maybe directed by the guy who directed Holly Hunter in The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom, Michael Ritchie, although everything he’s done since then has sucked hard.
Courtney love is too obvious; I wanna see Gwyneth Paltrow trashed up and arguing with her agent about “Who’s gonna play me in the movie?” and the agent will suggest Courtney Love, but our heroine will insist on Gwyneth Paltrow.
HAR!
Bruce_Daddy is correct, to my knowledge.
But, in the long run, it’s never worth it. NEVER sleep with anyone crazier than you are. Trust me on this one.
I sure would like to know, though… was she drunk, or is she like this ALL the time?
*The Bride Wore a Black Eye
The Bride Came DUI
The Prisoner Bride
My Big Fucking Drunk Wedding*
What do you want to bet she registered at the liquor store?
What’s that old saying?
Never eat at a place called Mom’s.
Never play cards with a man called Doc.
And Never sleep with a woman who’s got more troubles than you?
Who said that one again?
Something about the photo suggests a methamphetamine enthusiast to me. (And you have to work so much harder at getting a good psychotic episode out of white Zinfandel alone.)
As far as sleeping with folks crazier than yourself, yeah-- I’m sure that the frequent, varied, spontaneous, and uninhibited sex had a lot to do with what kept me with my last GFfor so long, although every time we went outdoors or had any social contact with anyone else, there was usually some ugly and embarrassing scene as she flew completely off the handle at someone. Best sex ever. Worst evenings out imaginable.
“I think the highlight of the whole thing was her straddling the white Bronco that her groom was driving,” The Wedding Spanner
“When workers there closed the bar, Samen allegedly began throwing things, including wedding cake and vases.” The Wedding Flinger
Damn! Why are all the good ones taken?
This is about the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Wow, she looks like David Spade.
No, no—you have to cast Leslie Grossman (“Mary Cherry” from Popular)!!
I saw this on the news—does anyone know why she freaked out? Or why they are still together?!
Edward Abbey The Monkey Wrench Gang is where I first read it.
Eve, her husband flatly denies that any of it is true. (A lone voice, crying in the wilderness, there.)
According to witnesses, though, she " flipped out … because restaurant employees closed the bar," and that later she got into a fight with her husband, at whom the projectiles were directed.
I’m guessing (Wild-assedly, of course,) that he was trying to calm her down about the unexpected cessation of the flow of alcohol, and she turned her wrath on him for not backing her up.
I’d really like to know how fast his Bronco was moving out of the parking lot when she fell off.
Bah oops sorry fixed link