Evidently it was an open bar, though not open quite as long as those in attendance would have liked.
I’m wondering if the groom has been considering he’d have been better off in Iraq.
I’ll second that!
This chick looks as skanky as my sister.
She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!
I bet Lizzie Grubman would do a bang up job if she was given the part. 
Saaaaay, is she single?
She is actually a trashy Jenna Elfman.
My Best Skank’s Wedding
When you see your bride on Cops…on your wedding day…you just might be a redneck.
honestly, that woman has NEVER looked 18, even when she was 18.
I would cast Hillary Duff.
Isn’t getting arrested at your wedding reception considered good luck?
Miz Beaver from Pogo:
“I mind the time me and the mister got hitched. They wasn’t a dry eye in the house - mainly because the sheriffs waded in with the tear gas.”
I bet you and your sister get along famously.
“She was cursing like a sailor,” Chief Gary Tyler said, noting that the whole scene was recorded on a police videotaping machine.
Oh, man, I can’t wait to buy the next edition of Girls Gone Wild.
Finally, there’s a groom who can factually use the ‘old ball & chain’ joke.
I can hear the trash monologue now:
“She’d dreamed of this special night her whole life.”
<voice clip> this is the worst night of my Life! <voice clip>
"But, will her Cellmate & Guard agree! Next on ‘Jenny Jones’ ".
So, I Married a Psycho
An Officer and a Nutjob
Adam and Sybil, Or 7 Brides for the Price of !
Elvis sings…You Ain’ta Nothin’ but a Jailbride
You know, the old tattoo on the boob routine (apologies to those Dopers with such accouterments who are obviously the exception) is pretty much a big honking broadcast on the visible frequency that “I am a skank”…
This is more like Girls Gone Apeshit. Somewhat different demographic. For one thing, I’d watch it.
I read this story locally as well as here, but I haven’t been able to figure out, was she drinking at the hall? Cause if she was getting served, and she’s just 18, are’t they going to be in some trouble thanks to all this publicity?
CatSix & TuckerFan;
The saying you are referring to was from H.L. Mencken. Abbey had a character quote it in “T.M.W.G.”
I never twigged to that at all, Brad. (Maybe because she’s only barely underage where I am, and could legally booze herself into a coma in the province next door.)
Shades of George Carlin: “You can get married and fuck up your life real good – but you can’t buy beer!”
(Or was that Bill Hicks?) This thread seems to be a quote-sucker.
Nice Day for a White Trash Wedding