H.P. Lovecraft Was A Racist, or Blake, you condescending Junior-Modding twit

The BBQ Pit
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Remember me, son?

I’m the one who challenged you when you said that H.P. Lovecraft wasn’t racist.

When everyone knows Lovecraft is a fucking Mid-Atlantic Mama’s boy, and a weirdo, and a man in terror of growing insane, and a hopeless racist. Even his academic scholars apologize for this.

I offered you facts. Wisdom. Edification. I did so detachedly, but forcefully, and with a smile.

I intended my posts to be a quick education to edify your curious gap in your knowledge.

I thought, then, you were merely misguided.

To my aid came HPL, who led me to discover HP Lovecraft’s “On The Creation of Niggers.” I posted the poem verbatim.

Do you reassess? Do you address? Do you see the error of your ways?

No.

But then, faced with actually confronting your embarrassing incorrectness… instead of simply capitulating to me with a ceremonial, “Gosh, you were right, Askia…” you chose to ignore me.

Repeatedly.

Your snide remarks making my blood boil…

“It’s rather hard to explain the effect to someone who clearly doesn’t understand the concept of gentility and social taboos.”

"You have made up your mind with half the facts and obviously limited knowledge of the era. "

“We can only fight the ignorance of those who want it fought.”

“I’m amazed that you can’t make that distinction all by yourself.”

“Askia you are right. That is just an apeshit rant. There’s not even anything in there that can be repsonded to, much less deserving of a response.”

“Any chance you cna discuss the actual literature rather than resorting to ad hominems and baseless assertions?”

“Guess not.”

Arrogant toerag…!

You have no idea how much that really pissed me off.

I’ve been having a bad week.

And you… are giving me a much needed excuse to fucking vent.

Blake. You… shifty-ass… miserable… chickenneck twit.

(Here, I prostrate myself in front of my Pop’s computer and I call upon the wisdom of He Who Is My TV God Al Swearingen, Vengefulness and Wrathfulness Personified, He of The Impassable Stone and Perspicacious Fellatiating Soliloquy, and I name you by your secret names, Blake. Scum. Fool. Junior Mod. Whiner. Misspeller. Ungracious Debater. Fucking Ignorant Cocksucker Number Fucking One. Fred Phelps. Pussy. I rise to my feet while typing this, and I swear, I swear, I swear by all that is fornicatin’ holy I wish I had Wu and his fucking pig-pen at my disposal to rid this board of the Current Manifestation of Utter Worthlessness that is You, Blake: first by directing Wu’s cannibal swine to chew off your no-doubt retracted balls and NEXT taking something your girlfriend might actually miss, like your stinky index and middle finger, and using your severed stumps to manually satisfy your Mom, you mother-finger-fucker, you.)

Son.

Now I’m not sure what amount of methamphetamine crank you’ve been mixing in your backed up toilet tank and highballing while typing here to make you think anyone in your family for the last 20 generations has produced the requisite genes to create the necessary perfect aggregate DNA blend of assertiveness, manhood, intelligence and general excellence over two bloodlines to produce your grandparents, to produce your parents and raise you in near eugenic harmony to delude yourself for one fucking minute you’re even half-man enough to snidely dismiss me, but you ever don’t get to ignore me, bitch.

H. P. Lovecraft Was A Racist!

Get your facts straight.

Kiss my ass.

Man up.

Go.

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Don’t hold back, Askia: it’s unhealthy keeping all that anger bottled up. I agree, for what it’s worth: anyone reading that “poem” should just acknowledge gracefully that Lovecraft was a racist arsehole and move on, instead of resorting to ad hominem attacks. Nice rant, by the way: that’s a 9.7 from the Bulgarian judges.

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Case Sensitive. You’re right. All Blake had to do was respond civilly and eat a little crow and we would have been fine. It was only after he ignored my posts, after all those fucking digs he threw at me about me not understanding the era (and I knew I was right) that I decided to Pit his ass.

I hesitated to post a thread singling out another Doper when I was partly mad and frustrated about something else that happened off the boards that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic, but — MAN!! It felt better than hopping in my car!

Cheaper, too.

Thank the Bulgarian judges for the high marks.

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Jesus wept. You’ve completely lost your reason over a mildly snippy hopelessly irrelevant debate about the social implications of what a long dead third rate horror writer named a cat.

You’re totally mental.

…and you are SO my people.

I’m home :slight_smile:

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uglybeech. Shit. Well, when you put it that way…

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Blake can be pretty adamant when he believes he’s right.

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I’m pretty sure this rant goes to eleven.

Blake, you’ve been asked to man up. Man up. An apology for that poem as not racist would be … interesting.

Askia, you might want to send him an invitation through that thread, in case he does not frequent the Pit often.

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I will agree with you re: his racism of foreigners. No real excuse, save for that he was a product of his times. However, I wish to point out that he married Sonia Green, a jewess. ([SIZE=1]Ok, so maybe they did only last seven or so years, but I blame his pathological hatred of the cities, and the fact he would have had to move to one, for that.)

(Stolen from my post in What did you find out about an artist/author that changed your veiw of his/her work ?

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Askia, you are just wrong. Admit it.
Lovecraft wasn’t a “fucking Mid-Atlantic Mama’s boy, and a weirdo, and a man in terror of growing insane, and a hopeless racist.” He was a fucking New English Mama’s boy, and a weirdo, and a man in terror of growing insane, and a hopeless racist.

Sheesh.

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Sheesh, people. It’s just a Message Board.
Can’t you just be content with some nose-tweaking and a bon mot, and leave it at that?

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“Jewess” is a pretty antiquated and fucked-up term to use nowadays.

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::Lack of caring::

Meh, I can use it. After all, I am from a Jewish background. I don’t see it as being the least bit hate filled, or fucked up, just antiquated.

On another matter, now that I read the thread this comes from, I think that Blake was making a very good case for what the natural reading of Lovecraft’s views were, vs. the idea that maybe people saw things differently back then, kinda’ like all those people who claim the Ruth and Naomi, of the Bible, were not gay. “That is how people spoke in those days”, as the saying goes.

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It’s the equivalent of using the term “negro” in a discussion of, say, the politics of blacks in America. It’s not necessarily directly offensive, but it’s so bizarrely outdated as to call what you say into question (to whatever limited extent it was valid in the first place.)

Anyway, anyone ever notice how bad Blake’s typing is? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post of his that wasn’t rife with misspellings and reversed letters. In fact, you can watch as he gets going in an argument (there seems to be a very adequate sample size for our purposes - he’s an argumentative fellow.) He seems to start typing faster and faster as he gets more and more pissed off and the letters start changing places in his words. The guy seems apoplectic half the time; he’ll have a stroke if he doesn’t learn to relax.

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Why? It’s a bit archaic, like Hebrew (referring to a person), but I don’t see what’s wrong with it.

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I just read both the “racism in novels” thread and the “cat jumping” thread, and my impression is that Blake is an asshole. Askia, I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for him to apologize or admit he’s wrong, if I were you. He certainly never acknowledged it in the cat jumping thread, even after he was caught being dead wrong.

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Sheesh – I was ready to cut Blake some slack, 'til I looked at the cat-jumping thread, in which, over and over, he implies that other posters are either lying or mistaken when they describe having seen cats jump more than two feet. (Blake believes that the laws of physics prevent this.) Condescending asshole.

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If I’ve learned anything today, it’s that I should never piss off Askia.

Now that’s a rant!

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laughs. How weird to insist that lifelong devotion and loyalty could only be expressed in a mother/daughter-in-law relationship if they were as dykey as a Dutch sea defence. :dubious:

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Nothing wrong with Negress then? It is antiquated simply for the reason that it serves to single out a Jewish female, and probably not in a good way. If I hear a juy use that term the first thing I think is that is girlfriend must be a dumbassess.

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This is why you come across like a douchebag so often.