while we’re discussing “pee” and it’s humorous properties…could someone explain the popularity of the the sticker of the little boy (Calvin?) peeing that every other weirdo has on their car nowadays? I am so not getting it!
Well, to me the sticker is only funny if it’s placed so that Calvin is peeing ON something, like the Ford emblem.
The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke
It’s saying “Piss on (whatever symbol, company, etc)” My favorite was Calvin pissing on the Texas A&M symbol.
“There are many sweeping generalizations that are always true” -Space Ghost
If pee fell in the woods, and no person or animal were around to smell it,. . .where would it have come from?
Yeah, but…why is that funny? I mean, peeing on something = hahaha, why not put a package of Depends in your back window so people will think you are peeing RIGHT THEN AND THERE! Oh the hilarity! Is it a guy thing? And why would you have it on your car? I mean I can understand if you have some old junker that you obviously aren’t driving for looks, but some of these cars I see are obviously expensive and well cared for, it’s like having a mansion and putting one of those plywood cutouts of a fat lady bending over in front.
voguevixen:
First, yes. It’s a guy thing.
Second, the reason it’s funny (to a guy) is that when you see a well-cared for, expensive Ford, Calvin is peeing on a Chevy, and vice versa. Likelise, Calvin pees on your school’s rival slogan, not yours. It’s a whole “my is better” thing. Also a guy thing.
Third, I’ll bet that Masterson gets apoplexy every time he see one of these things. This is also funny, because in his last book he totally ruined Calvin & Hobbes by revealing himself to be a self-righteous, annoying whiner.
We sometimes feel bad about being so juvenile. But not often.
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
1st, men don’t pee, men piss.
2nd, women *hate it[/] that they can’t piss while standing. (Called “piss envy”). 
Peace,
mangeorge
Work like you don’t need the money…
Love like you’ve never been hurt…
Dance like nobody’s watching! …(Paraphrased)
Peeing clear is not necessarily bad, and in some cases is encouraged. I’m thinking right now in terms of athletic activity like bicycling, where before starting a long ride, like a century or double century that may take 6-14 hours, a rider is encouraged to be drinking enough in the days before to “go” more than three times a day at work with light colored piss–the goal to avoid dehydration during the ride, with its resulting headache and inefficient muscle contraction and relaxation. Considering that I am a “sweater” and go through 180 oz of sports drink per 100 miles, I like to get a headstart by “pre-hydrating” and peeing clear. Seems to work.
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Why does my neighbor have Calvin peeing on the word “TOYOTA” on his Celica?
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What makes you think women can’t pee standing up?
“2) What makes you think women can’t pee standing up?”
—voguevixen
- No cheating, and you can’t get any on your legs.
- And Calvin isn’t peeing, he’s pissing.
Listen to mangeorge.
Peace,
mangeorge
no mangeorge… it isnt a man thing… I am a man… I think it is an ignorant thing… I love calvin and hobbes… but I just dont think the pissing thing is funny… as a side note I work with a WOMAN that has a pissing calvin on her TRUCK… but also a bumper sticker that says “100% redneck”. enough said?? Ha Ha
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned
something very wise that I can’t quite remember. -George Carlin
“no mangeorge… it isnt a man thing.”
—B_Line12
I didn’t say the pissing Calvin was a man thing, only that pissing while standing was a man thing.
I thought the calvin thing was funny, till the millionth time I saw it. We tend to over do things that we see as cool. Phrases and such. So don’t even go there.
Peace,
mangeorge
Ps to voguevixen. I know about the little funnel thingy, and it doesn’t count.
Peace,
mangeorge
Standing up, maybe; but let’s see you do it with your pants on…
TT
“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide
Women can pee standing up. In their shoes.
Bachelor hint #43: If you pee sitting down, you won’t have to wash the bathroom floor as often or worry about females falling in your toilet.
your supposed to wash the bathroom floor??
mangeorge… ah, thats totaly different then. sorry to unleash on you unnecissarily
p.s. shit happens
Oh, god, I hate those pissing Calvin things! I worked at an auto aution, and it seemed like three out of every ten vehicles that came in had one. Especially repos. I still cringe whenever I see one.
And, yes, women can pee standing up. Spread your legs, spread your, uh, you know, aim verrrrrrry carefully, and, oh yes, don’t be wearing pants. Fun and educational!
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
Yeah, but can you women piss your own name in the snow during winter (or on the sidewalk or just about where ever, come to mention it)?
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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I don’t think I’m quite that coordinated yet. But maybe if I practice…
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!