Hacker in Pj's retaliates against N. Korea

P4x is such a bad ass. :joy:

I’ve read so many articles about N Korea, China, and Russian state sponsored hackers. Scary stuff. N Korea is still using obsolete OS (win XP, for example) with known vulnerabilities.

But, this isn’t the same as hacking N Korea’s military. This guy hacked a few commercial web sites that aren’t high priority.
North Korea Hacked Him. So He Took Down Its Internet | WIRED

I like to think he did his hacking in a dark room with screen images reflecting off him and the constant beeps and boops as he typed.

I can only imagine Kim’s reaction. Four frightened members of IT get dragged into the room, You didn’t run Windows Update? No dinner for a week!

Wearing a hoodie and a Guy Fawkes mask. At least that’s how hackers are always presented in our corporate security training videos.

And endless columns of code in a green glowing font on a black background scrolling down on every monitor.

No dinner for a week? Well, that’s a bonus, since that means they will get dinner next week!! Man, it’s good to be in IT!!!

And no mouse, just typing impossibly fast.
On a very loud keyboard.
clickity-clackity-clickity-clackity-clickityclackity…

eta: With occasional cuts to N. Korean agents running through the city. Until they finally look at their eye-Pad and proclaim “According to triangulation, he is right here. We have GOT HIM!”
They look up as the camera pans out to show they’re standing in the middle of a huge cemetery. “May yaks eat your shoes, P4x!”