And to think that he always seemed like such a good boy.
I see dead people! I think they might be under my car…
When your car hits a mailbox, and the mailbox wins… maybe it’s time to get a better car!
[Guiness ad guys voice]
BRILLANT!
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Any ethnic slurs to report?
Osment said to the policeman who arrested him, “You’re a dead person, aren’t you? I know all about you dead people. You control everything.”
Wow I didn’t realize how big the youngin’ had gotten till this story came out.
Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Staaaaanley!!!
What the fuck is Osment doing driving a Saturn? Unless he stole it for thrills, I can’t wrap my head around a former child star, presumably rich, gallivanting in one of these design disasters.
Hey, I feel the need to defend the Saturn. I drive a Saturn Ion (first car), and it’s lasted me quite well so far. Also, I think we discussed his car before, and it turned out it was his father’s car. At the time, everyone was tossing him kudos (not the snack) left and right for not being a rich bastard who has all sorts of luxury cars. I guess now he’s just a bastard.
It was his dad’s, and he got it as a hand-me-down. His parents are trying to not spoil the kid.
Which apparently didn’t stop him from getting in stupid teenage trouble anyway. If it’s a first offense, I doubt he’ll actually do time.
Give him a break.
I’m not upset to find out that he tokes up. I don’t buy that “high on life” jazz, and I’m glad to find out that Haley’s not afraid to step out of the mold and relinquish control a bit. I can’t cut him slack for driving drunk, but considering that he left a friend’s house just a few streets away from his own, he probably thought he was okay to make it that far. Stupid, yeah, but is everyone who posts to a “Crazy stuff you did when you were younger” thread a bastard? If he’d been belligerent with the first responders, or if this had happened after he’d been acting trashy at a club :cough:lindsaylohan:cough: I’d feel differently, but as it is, all I see is someone who did what many people his age do and have done.
In the long run, I don’t think this will ruin his life. As said above, he’s a first offender, can afford the fine, and has plenty of people to vouch for his character. And he doesn’t have to carry that 24-karat halo into adulthood. He’s supposed to go to NYU in the fall, and this way, he won’t go through freshman week with people looking sideways at him, saying, “Oh, there’s Saint Haley Joel. We don’t wanna hang out with him; he’ll probably run to the RA if somebody pulls out a beer.” I don’t even think it’ll hurt him professionally, since he’s apparently able to keep his personal and professional life separate. I’m sorry he got in trouble with the law, and I hope he never ever drives under the influence again, but if this is what it took to get him down from that pedestal, and stop people from saying, “Oh, I thought he was still 12!” then so be it.
Looks a bit like Owen Wilson.
What a scary future must await him…
Really. Geez, he hit a mailbox. Unless it was your mailbox, lay off the kid.
Hew had a blood acohol of .16? Wow!
“I see drunk people.”
Well, I used this guesstimator and plugged in a few numbers.
I’m guessing Osment’s weight at around 140, based on his age - he hasn’t filled out completely yet. If he was at his friend’s house for around 4 hours or so, and drank just over 1 martini an hour (that is, 5 in total), he’d be at about .15
That’s not unbelievable, really. I’ve done it. Of course, I know better than to try and drive even a few blocks, but then again I’m 31. I’m sure I did stupider things at 18.