I caught the tail end of the commercial for Mr. Seagall’s new movie Half Past Dead and I could have sworn it was Jim Belushi.
Who am I insulting here? 
I can’t help but crack up when I hear the name of that movie. It’s so… not even bad, but just not relevant to anything mentioned about the movie. I hope that there isn’t one point where the characters turn to each other and say “Gee, what time is it?” “It’s half past dead.” and they take the name of the film from that one quip.
Yup. Seagall is beginning to look more and more like Will Sasso every time I see him in that commercial.
As bad as he is, I have to go see this movie. Have to.
Claudia Christian’s in it.
The things I do for lust.