Mr Moto, you’re out of order here. The OP is looking for suggestions for songs, and that’s what this thread is about. If you want to Pit trick-or-treaters over a certain age, go to the Pit forum to do it. Not here.
Official Moderator Warning: Personal insults are not permitted in Cafe Society.
Nothin’ makes us Mods happier than calling someone on a goof, and having them apologize. It’s inspiring. Seriously. (Far more often, people don’t recognize their own goofs – I guess it has to do with acknowledging imperfection? – and that’s what leads to bannings and hard feelings etc.)
So, thanks for that, Mr Moto, and I in return will delete the memorandum in the Moderator’s Record Book of Naughty and Nice… so you’re clean.
The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
(etc.)
Also, Tom Lehrer’s I Hold Your Hand In Mine and that Irish ballad: About a maid I’ll sing a song, sing rickety tickety tin…
Also also, Shriekback’s The Dead Come Home. I personally can vouch that it was sung at more than one Halloween party at the University of Michigan in the late 1980s.
Oo! I forgot Burial Waltz! by Ed Sanders and Warren Smith, performed by the Fugs.
(an excerpt)
"Do not surround with wreathes of flowers,
Nor place upon my body the signs of a fetish,
Nor crescent, cross, phallus, or sun,
But bury me in an apple orchard that I may touch your lips again.
Bury me in an apple orchard that I may touch your lips again.
…taste of me when your lips taste the froth
foaming out of the apple meat…"
Or ‘The Curse of Millhaven’ - Who could resist a song in which a character called Stinky Bohoon nails a dog to a door? (And that’s minor compared to what the protagonist gets up to…)