I can just see Juniper stepping off the plane and being greeted by a naughty nun and a slutty Catholic schoolgirl holding a huge “DOPER HALLOWEEN ORGY” sign… Must remember to bring the camera this time.
(my underlining)
I prefer the term “morally flexible”. 
Why not just “flexible”? 
Well, if there’s going to be a sign like that, I’ll be sure to wear my costume on the plane. Just so I look like I belong with the welcome wagon, you understand.
and what of me? I will have my crown on and everything
And just who will be dressed as a nun, dear mrblue? Not I. 
Oh Goddess, I just looked at that list of attendees again. The Mermaid?
:::Persephone puts head between her knees:::
manhattan?
:::Persephone prays to the Goddess that she doesn’t get so drunk that manhattan doesn’t think she’s more of an idiot than she’s sure he already does, because manhattan scares the living crap out of her…:::
Dear Fellow Dopers:
Please excuse the hideous grammar used by Persephone in that last post. She has been partying with friends this evening, for the first time in a very long while, and simply forgot how to construct a coherent sentence.
Thank you most sincerely,
Persephone’s Sober Twin
::raises hand::
Sister Mary Sleazy, at your service. 
I just ordered the appropriate undergarments from Victoria’s Secret.
Oh good, porcupine. Because nuns and (morally flexible) Catholic schoolgirls will make excellent accessories for my costume.
Heh.
I was seriously considering coming as a pregnant nun, but I guess that idea just flew right out the door. Seriously, I’m racking my brains trying to think of an idea. All of the womens’ costumes on the internet are sexy costumes designed for women who weigh 103 pounds. Since I weigh quite a bit more than that, my options are rather limited.
I myself will be attending as Miss Creant
Dammit.
Another opportunity to grope Persephone missed.
Can I count on you, thinksnow, to fill in for me? So to speak.
Sorry, Arden. And you know something else I just remembered? Cranky was supposed to grope me for you at the Fest up here last summer, but she never did. Damn. I’ll have to remind her of that.
Heh.
You just want to get groped twice.
But with Cranky and thinksnow, who can blame ya?
[sub]shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t let them hear you say that! They won’t grope me![/sub]
Bunny said
That won’t work. You have to wear a costume like everyone else.
Don’t worry. I’m fairly certain I got that drunk in Atlanta and he’s still talking to me.
Shadow, don’t let me stop you. Not everyone is even saying what they’re coming as, and since sick… errrr… great minds tend to think alike, we might have some twins anyway.
I have somehow convinced my husband to ride down with Persephone and I! Inconceivable!
Actually, after hearing about ChiDope, he probably thinks he’ll keep me out of trouble if comes along.
So, in the interest of keeping me on the Board and able to attend DopeFests, I’m asking everyone to make him welcome and show him that y’all aren’t internet freaks and geeks…um, well show him that y’all are down right decent people!He’ll be dressing up as My Husband.
KO, I’m putting you on the Maybe list.
Would love to go with you guys…but Nancy (my SO) is a non smoker, and I don’t think she would like all the smoke…thanks anyways(she was easily talked into going, and she already has an idea of what she will dress up as). And the first of you guys that try to make a pass at her…