I might be able to help there. However, the leather wrist and ankle restraints are reserved for Medea’s Child.
Oh…good point. Maybe I should by the handcuffs in Columbus.
Just so everyone involved hears me whimper about this once I’m getting it out of the way now.
I’m taking a class called The American Way of War currently. We have a free field trip to Gettysburg and Antietam. On the 26th of Oct. Unless manny is running on a much later schedule that I have been assuming, I’m going to miss this trip for OhDope. My own personal sacrifice.
As much as I love you people, this one hurts.
(manny, you were tsill planning on picking me up, right?)
Juniper, my dove, you should be okay with them in checked luggage, but you could always call an airline and ask. Another suggestion would be to send them to Cols and pick them up there.
MC, if you get in on Friday, we could all (everyone else that will be pre-OhDoping) go out shopping, IYKWIM, and pick up whatever your little heart (and other parts) desires.
uh…my little heart and other parts desires to know what
IYKWIM is? I you K-Mart with it maybe?
Well, I’d be happy to help you out, and any of your little parts, If You Know What I Mean.
I do now!! Can we use your credit card? 
Will I get to…help…you try out whatever “toys” you buy?
If so, I think we could come to an arrangement! 
I’m shocked you even had to ask! You KNOW its a given!
I love this place!
[sub]<TS does his happy dance>[/sub]
:Bunny makes whimpery face with trembling chin and a little tear in her eye:
But…but…mrblue, you just have to come! You have to! What kind of Dopefest is it without you? 
And Medea and Dyno too?
:breaks down crying:
Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
No MC? What am I gonna do? Or who?
::::pats Bunnygirl on the shoulder:::::
shame on you **mrblue, Medea and Dyno! **
shame on you for making our sweet little Bunnygirl
cry.
You say you’re sorry RIGHT NOW!
(and change your plans so you can make the 'fest)
AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DAMN SMILIE DOING IN MY POST!!?!
(oh, so THAT’s what that ‘disable smilies in this post’ means)
Hmmm, kinda funny the way MrBlue says he won’t be able to make it then Medea’s Child says she can’t…downright suspicous, if you ask me. :shiftyeyesmiley:
Dyno/, your only cost would be transportation, you can crash on my couch (though you might have to wear earplugs, depending who else is over :D)
What smiley?
We stand in the presence of greatness, people.
Thanks, MC, I knew I could trust in you!
Hmmm, you raise an interesting point, thinks. No mrblue, no Medea…I ain’t buyin’ it personally. Nope, not buyin’ one little piece of that story.
Potential bad news, people. The entrance exam for the Dow Jones Newspaper Fund copy editing internship program has been scheduled for 10 am on October 27. This is easily the most important test of my life thus far. I’ve already set the wheels of “Pleeeeeease let me take it three hours earlier!” in motion, but if they won’t reschedule, that means no OhDope for me.
I have a good rapport with the test administrators, and I told them that I’d booked these tickets long before the semester began. I think I have a reasonably good shot at a special testing session. I’m hopeful.
Well, that little drama was quick and anticlimactic. I just got an email saying that I could arrage a different testing date. There is no reason to panic. Nothing to see here. Go about your business.
Stop it! Just stop it! Stop NOW.
I am not allowing any more subtractions from the guest list! That is an order!
Any life changes, emergencies, weddings, funerals, tests, medical exams, or any other LAME excuse will have to be routed through me on MoA FormX29W-89, in triplicate, using the correct OCR font, typewritten with a 1979 Hewlett Packard typewriter using a black government-issued fabric ribbon, with signatures from at least 3 Dopers in 3 separate states. Any misspellings or errors, poorly phrased excuses, or water marks from tears will result in the form being returned to you for resubmission. There are no exceptions to this process. Begging and pleading will only extend the review proces. Please keep in mind that not all forms for clemency will be approved.