Halloween OhDope! (that's right, Ohio!)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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BTW, OhDope Attendees and maybes, we’re hoping to do a concurrent party thread with the fine [sub]but pitiful[/sub] Dope-A-Ween attendees.

Think of the fun to be had comparing parties: telling the other Dopers who’s drunk, who’s naked and whose on top! [sub]oops, out loud voice[/sub]

Of course, all this hilarity is dependent on there being a dial-up connection available at the clubhouse where the festivities will be held.

So, cross your fingers, say your prayers, rescue a kitten, anything to get some good karma, so we can make this thing a go.

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Yeah, I’ll bet something will rub off…but I ain’t saying what it is!

You just know that all the cool kids will be in the Blue Ridge at the Dope-A-Ween on the 27th!

And thus things get ugly…

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:smiley:
But, whichever one you attend, a guaranteed fun time will be had by all!

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OK, it’s going to be a hell of a bash (especially with the “D.C., live via webcam” thing going on), and I have such an excellent costume going. Go ahead and bump my attendance probability up to 98%.

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If I can bribe some Doper chick to flash you, will that up your attendance to 100%?

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Two. Two Doper chicks.

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Dude, you drive a hard bargain. I’ll see what I can do.

:whispers to assistant:

Okay, how’s about one true Doper chick and a guy in drag? Special for you today, best deal. You buy now.

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One female is fine, if…

Flash, and a feel. Not a quick “cop,” but a nice, long, slow caress.

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:eek:
Man, you drive a hard bargain. I’m gonna have to pull in some favors for this one.

:Bunny thinks hard which Dopette she can get drunk the fastest (besides herself) to ensure Strainger’s attendence:

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Maybe I’ll be a cop? Decisions, decisions.

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Quit looking at me, Bunny.

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Man, am I glad I’m staying with BunnyGirl and Sophie. God only knows what I’ll see…:wink:

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C’mon, you know you want to…:wink:

Super, remember, I’m a married woman and I try to behave myself! :stuck_out_tongue: The operative word being try!

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Hotel Poop
You folks know I love all a ya’s, but I’m afraid this old man is simply incapable of dealing with a slumber party. Since that’s the case, I’ve made hotel reservations at the Courtyard by Marriott that Bunny provided earlier. Below is the URL to go directly to their webpage through which you may make reservations. Kingsize was $69.00 per night; doubles are more. If anyone else wants to stay there, we can probably split a cab ride to the hooha. I’ll have my car, too, of course, for any other running around, over and through, that may be required. You know, liquor store, dinner, liquor store, porn shop, liquor store, gun dealer, liquor store, hospital, liquor store.

http://courtyard.com/dpp/PropertyPage.asp?MarshaCode=CMHDB

How’d y’all like a big batch of UncleBeer’s prize-winning margaritas?

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Now there is a man who knows how to party! :smiley:
[sub]will they let us have margaritas in the hospital?[/sub]

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Margaritas are fine. I’m not so sure about the guns, and I know they won’t allow cell phones.

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I bet they let us use the cell phones if we tell them we’ll use the guns.

Margaritas=good

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Isn’t there a law that says Margaritas must be had on the patio?
I don’t wanna drink on a patio in Ohio in October dressed in - um.
Never mind.

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Yes, but after winging soutward from the frozen north, won’t Ohio seem positively balmy? :slight_smile:

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I agree with Juniper here. I mean, even 4 hours north in MI, we have to wear our coats for Halloween, most the time.

Ohio will seem practically tropic. Plus, I’m not planning on being able to feel any cold anyway. Cherry cordial will do that to ya, ya know! :smiley: