Police dog eats tasty treat. Fur & all.
So THAT’S why the SDMB has been having so much connectivity trouble lately!
Mystery solved!
The SDMB post eating hamster has beeneaten?
HAMSTER! HAMSTER! CRUNCHY WITH KETCHUP! Nom-nom-nom-nom!
HAMSTER! HAMSTER! GOOD WITH PIE! Nom-nom-nom-nom!
HAMSTER! HAMSTER! PASS THE DONUTS! Nom-nom-nom-nom! (A Police dog, after all.)
SNAKE! Ahhh, it’s a snake!
If the hamsters are looking like badgers, you may want to lay of the mushrooms.
No, but with one less hamster on the exercie wheel, how are the servers powered?
I heard they went green in the server room, making biofuel from the hamster droppings.
Why does the OP specify “fur and all”? It’s not like a police dog is going to peel the hamster first.
Was that in the UK? (Can’t read that site from here).
If it was US, well…that’s a part of the Fourth Amendment that got left out (it was on the back side of the paper, but during ratification, no one turned it over and noticed it): those with police powers may not eat a resident during searches of the premises.
Officer Rex claimed the hamster was reaching for a concealed vacuum cleaner.
It was a drug sniffing dog. It had the munchies.
Freddie Starr ate my hamster.