Hands down the nuttiest thing I've ever read

I work for a newspaper here in Texas and as you may or may not know, the Branch Davidian civil trial is now underway in Waco. So we get a fax from this woman today…

And she writes:

**When NASA killed and resucitated me in Gallup, New Mexico for “life-after-death” studies I experienced a time of amnesia. My lips were burned off, my inner organs were decomposing and I did not recognize my own children.
I had been a hospice nurse and labor and delivery nurse and I had seen the experiments in action but I did not understand them. I have suffered strokes, heart attack, broken bones and was eviscerated by the bastards but I hold firm to one truth: we are supposed to be “One Nation under God…” so I plead for all decent people to fight against the torture which the Waco, Texas people endured prior to their deaths.
I am listed as being part of the Waco, Texas Seventh Day Adventists and am marked for death but my prayer is for the return of the Constitution of the United States. So I ask all who read this to know the truth. All I ever wanted to be was a nurse, wife, poet and mother and that I have been tortured.
Tell the Earth, and please tell my children who are not murdered yet by the torture, that I love them and always have, and I that I love all the children of the Earth.

Linda**

(she leaves her full name and Social Security number and the letter ends.)
Nothing like Waco to bring the crazies out of the woodwork. At least she was once a nurse, taking care of the sick and invalid…

I’m trying to convince them to put this in the “Letters to the Editor.” It’s just too good to pass up.

Gallup, New Mexico, you say? Why do we always get these people? Is it the radiation or something?

Well, that’s what she said, anyway. What’s the deal with Gallup? Do they do nothing but kill and resucitate people??

snicker

No, it only feels like it if you’ve spent too much time there.

Well, the government hasn’t tried to squick her yet. :smiley:

Gallup, Grants, all of NM is like that…lord save us who live here

Government experiments my ass. This condition is known as Jack Daniels Syndrome.

me thinks it’s time for her medication!

A better life thru chemicals.

I think Coldfire nailed that one. I’ve felt that before…it usually passes once the sight returns.