Happy Anniversary, Satan!

Dude! You’ve been here one year. Check it out:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=930

You’ve posted 3382 times. That’s almost 9.25 posts per day!! Prodiginous!

Meanwhile, I registered one and a half months earlier, and have only 366 posts. I’m not sure what this means, but

Wow!

Keep up the good work, and keep up the not smoking!

Thanks, douglips!

Sorry I didn’t notice this earlier, dude! I appreciate you looking out for me and a milestone I myself missed…


Yer pal,
Satan

I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
One month, 17 hours, 44 minutes and 15 seconds.
1229 cigarettes not smoked, saving $153.69.
Life saved: 4 days, 6 hours, 25 minutes.

Ahh, Doug? I think you should check those dates again. It appears the good Satan registered on 5/4/99. I think you are reading the last post entry.

Satan’s Anniversary

Um… Look at the date douglips posted this…

And you messed up the coding too!

Oh well, at least you weren’t dumb enough to steal your idea without knowing you did it first… ::sigh::


Yer pal,
Satan

I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
One month, 18 hours, 37 minutes and 28 seconds.
1231 cigarettes not smoked, saving $153.88.
Life saved: 4 days, 6 hours, 35 minutes.

Okay, I reckon mebbe I should l’arn myself some readin’ an’ writin’. Sheesh.

I have a post a day. But then I have a day job.

OK, here’s #2

Now stop showing off. It just makes the slow ones winded.