Stoopid FedEx hasn’t yet delivered your present, and I haven’t yet baked your birfday cake (so sue me, it’s 4am!), but here’s my best wishes for a very nice birfday anyway. 
Hey, happy Birthday KKB!
I wish I was up there to help you celebrate!
Mele Kalikimaka! Ooops!
I mean Hau’oli la hanau!
I just had to say it like that.
Happy birthday!
Yeah, Johnny, 'specially since there’s a cake involved… mmmmmmmm
Oh ya, happy tidings of making it another year…
Happy birthday! For your gift, I have procured for you all of this wonderful weather we’ve been having the last couple of days in the Northwest. I hope you like it, because returning it would be a bitch and a half.
Happy Birthday (a bit late, but the board was down for me on your actual birthday) I hope you had a wonderful day, and next year give us some warning and we will have a KKBDAY PNW DopeFest or something!
::huggles::
Thanks for all the warm words and wishes (and weather, courtesy of Cervaise 
) and, in the case of AudreyK, cake and the promise of a present.
I would’ve checked in here sooner, except, like Scotti said, the boards were down yesterday.
So thank you all again and rest assured that I did have a splendid day of birth.
And now, to bed!