Happy Burfday Sweets!
I hope you have a really, really good day, and drink lots off beer, I shall be raising my glass to you this evening!
Washte, give him a hug for me!
Yay!
Burfday!
Happy Burfday Kal.
Put on a paper hat, have a slice of cake, and a beer.
You’re one of the best around here, and you deserve a good day.
All the best for a healthy, happy and prosperous year!
La Multi Ani Kal!
(hope that’s right!)
Eat some pie for me.
Oh bollocks, I just realised that was Romanian not Romani.
Never mind - happy birthday anyway.
Woohoo!
Happy birthday Kal!
Have a drink, put your feet up and wait for the birthday kisses i’m sure you’ll be getting from your lovely wife!
Birthy Hapday You Too,
Daythy Burftoo Hap You,
Toothy Burlap Dear Kallllll…
Youthy Tooday Birth Hap!
Hope it’s cake, ice cream, and raw, pungent sexuality from dawn 'til dusk for ya. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAL!!!
Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)
“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”
Approximate English Translation of Above:
“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”
Hope you have a great day today, with lots of good times in store!
F_X
Happiest of Birthdays to you, Kal!
Happy Birthday to one of the finest Dopers around!
(and many more)
Happy BDay Kal! Don’t get any younger!
Thanks for the birthday greetings, it means a lot to me.
However:
:dubious:
You guys do read the shit that I post, don’t you?
Happy Birthday!
Beer!
Bacon sandwiches!
Things on toast!
Dancing!
Kal, you still had the best bacon related hijack ever.
Oh, you want me.
Probably the best hijack of any kind.
'Twas the pain killers made me do it.
Happy Birthday Kal! I hope you’ve had a great day.
Happy Birthday :thud:
Happy Birthday :thud:
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
Happy Birthday :thud:
**Kal, in honor of your birthday, I give you The Volga Birthday Song! That and lots of birthday hugs.
Happy birthday to one of my favorite Dopers!
CJ
Happy (belated?) birthday, Kal, and here’s to many more extraordinarily wonderful birthdays!