Well, it’s not till tomorrow, but I don’t think I’ll have time to do this in the morning.
Yes, it’s Dave’s birthday. Who is Dave, you may ask?
Well, he’s an amazing husband, a terrific father, lively conversation partner, and an outstanding airman, among other things. I feel very privileged to have met him, and very lucky to have married him. He’s a wonderful guy in just about every respect.
And tomorrow, he’s a Birthday Boy.
So, wish Dave a happy birthday! [sub]His 27th, to be exact.[/sub]
Libations are mandatory, strippers are optional. (I may be his wife, but he knows where his bread’s buttered. ;))
Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)
“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”
Approximate English Translation of Above:
“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”
I hope you have a great birthday!
I’m surprised no one’s brought out the libations yet…
brings out bottles of wine, beer, spirits, gin, tonic, vodka, whiskey, and other alcoholic beverages
(I may be his wife, but he knows where his bread’s buttered. ;))
