Today marks Weirddave’s 35th birthday. I love him very much, and you all must as well. If just for today, and if only in the most detached, platonic way.
Everyone wish him well! Send him beer! Compliment him on his choice of women!
Happy birthday Dave!!! You’re a helluva guy - always there when a fellow Doper needs a hand, or an ear, or whatever. And despite your sig, you’re every bit as Dave as you look!
So here, have a Moosehead. And share a sip or two with your lovely bride-to-be.
Dave, Happy Birthday! I wish you beer and send you well. Or something like that. Ya got a fine woman there, too btw.
/raising coffee cup/ To Dave. A damned fine specimen of a Dave, if ever I met one. May health, wealth and happiness be showered upon you. /drinking coffee/
She’d better be buying him that shredder! Dave’s new digs back up to what used to be a junk yard. The junk yard is gone, but not all the debris left with it, and there’s no one left to complain to. He’ll need the shredder to make the yard safe for his son. We’re always lookin’ out fer ya, bud!
My present? It’s in the yard. It was a little too big to get in the door. Yeah, that’s it. . .the lump of wrapping paper that’s the approximate size and shape of a Newell Shredder. Uh huh.
Zap!