Happy 50th Birthday SwampBear!!!
That’s almost half a century for you, LemonBear!!! What did you other olderish Dopers do when you turned 50? … Besides cry a whole lot!! 
Just be sure to let me have a ride in your brand new red sports car!!
Happy Birthday Swampy!
Happy birthday, swampy honey.
Have fun at your symposium!
AWWWWWWWWWW… Shucks! Thanks y’all
Yeah Bear_Napples 50 is almost half a century. 
Thanks hillybilly queen and twicks.
No shiny red sports car for me. I pre-celebrated last Saturday at a pool party. I pre-celebrated so good that stock in Miller beer went up. So today is kinda anti-climatic by comparison. Which is ok. I get treated to dinner tonight which will be good.
Of course, there is the symposium twicks mentioned on “Quantam Mechanics In The Works Of William Shakespeare” that I am attending this weekend at a clothing optional resort for boys who like boys, but I’m only going for the symposium. 
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday Dear Swampy!
Happy Birthday to You!
And many mooooooore!!!
That was lovely Ellie just lovely! sniff
Happy Happy Birthday Swampy!!!
We’ll do some belated in-person celebrating next month at DopeStock.
AND MANY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRREEE!!!
I think I had a real good time on my 50th as far as I remember…but it was so long ago.
Thanks earthpuppy and puggie. Apparently I had a good time at my 50th birthday party judging from the two large trash cans full of beer bottles I hauled out to the street yesterday. :eek:
Happy Birthday, Swampbear!
::: sends a virtual cake and gift :::
Happy Birthday! to my not so secret Doper Crush!
So do you have to give up Scotch Eggs at 50?
Wow misstee you shouldn’t have! A brand new Lexus! 
Homebrew c’mere you! MWAH With tongue even!
Happy Birthday, Old Dude!
Tell me, does everything still work when you are that old?
Really?
Koooool. Here’s hoping you get another 50 years of use out of it!
Wow. The two happy birthday threads (when I opened this one) were right by each other. Wow.
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life! Happy Birthday.
Happy Day Day, swampy-poo! 
Happy Birthday, swampybear!
Have some beer and brownies!
Fifty? Damn, that’s old.
Oh, wait… I’ll be fifty in (gulp) ten years.
Here, have some Geritol with your beer and brownies, sweetie.
Thanks silenus, chaoticdonkey, Khadaji, harmless and BiblioCat. Believe it or not everything still works. Well, the real important parts still work anyways. MMMMM… beer and brownies with a geritol chaser. It’s officially a party! And I got a bottle of champagne at work today too.
Happy birthday to the only man I’ll allow to call me a cheap date! Welcome to the half-century club!
Happy b-day, swampbear. I hope you’re posting in your suit! Here’s to another 50.