Happy Birthday, Freak! Chicken, huh? Hmmm…well, I don’t think any less of you. Whatever makes you happy.
Happy birthday Freak!
When you come to Canada just don’t go to B.C. They have a repressive drinking age there.
You would be welcome to come up to Alberta where we let men drink when they become men.
And how is that chicken?
It was a cooked chicken! You’re sick! You’re all sick! Any relations I had with that chicken were purely oral.
TV- Sordid detail? Okay, it went something like this: “Mmmmm, smack, smack, crunch, chew, smack, mmmmmmmmm… chicken…”
Frannie- You know I love you. Even if you do seem to think I’m a female or a transvestite. Besides, you’re not the first.
silent_rob- Well, actually I kinda promised myself that I would never travel to another country just to get fucked up. Or just fucked.
Silver- You wanna make me happy? Hehehehe…
Bwahahaha!! You crack me up.
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Sure. Why not? I have spare time. 
Oh?? Perverted mind, have I? Oddly enough, I’ve never awakened with a chicken, ever, much less anyfarm animal who may have deserved an introduction.
::blinks interestedly at Freak::
No, we’re Fighting Ignorance here, and I firmly believe that there are many Dopers who are fascinated as to the exact role the fowl played in your celebrations.
A show of hands, folks? Who else is curious about the chicken?
Veb
I admit I’m curious (I almost typed “interested”, which I’m really NOT!)
Veb, have you ever woken up with a farm animal that DIDN’T deserve an introduction??
:fleeing::
Bon anniversaire, Freak! Many more to you.
Silver- I crack you up? Heh, I think you’re already cracked. And I hope you’ve got several days worth of spare time, because that’s how long it’s gonna take. Awwwww yeah!
TVeblen- Fine, if you must know, her name was Jenny O. Butterball. And so what if I’m a pervert? The only difference is this, a sensual guy uses a feather. A pervert uses the whole chicken.
Happy birthday freak. If it helps, you’re my favorite straight misguided state-social democratic leaning 19 year old poster on the board.
Happy Birthday, Sir Freely. Ya got one more wild-hair teenth year before ya gotta begin to think about getting respectable and all. I trust you’ll use it wisely.
Oldscratch- Now that there’s anything wrong with that!
Elelle- My hair is NOT wild! It is very well kept. And be sure you don’t confuse respectable with recepticle. I made that mistake once and it caused rather a lot of embarrassment.