His birthday is on January 26.Happy Birthday to NoClueSpiderStigmataCogenitorBoy!
(He’ll understand the references.)
–viva
Runs into the thread throwing confetti and blowing a horn.*
May you have many, many more!
*I don’t run naked for free!
Hippo birdie, kiddo!
Happy Birthday, O Clueless One. 
;j
(thats a party hat with streamers)
Have a steak sandwich supreme from Del Rancho for me.
today, you are NoClueMAN!
Happy birthday, buddy.
You’re a good guy and an even better friend.
I was born.
In a small city on the Texas Gulf Coast. A city built on the salt marshes of a Karankawa swamp. An ice storm had surprised the area, virtually shutting everything down. A friend took my mother to the hospital while my dad’s bosses struggled to find him out on the company’s latest project. He made his way to the hospital, only to find there were complications and they almost lost their second son.
That all happened on Friday the 25th. On Saturday morning, the 26th of January, 1963, forty two minutes after midnight, I drew my first breath through my own lungs.
It’s been an interesting ride so far, God. Thanks, Mom, thanks, Dad.
Thanks, Vivalostwages, for the cool Trek gift.
And thanks to SkipMagic for the inspiring e-mail. (You sneaky bastard, yourself!)
Thanks to all my other friends here on the Dope, and thanks even to people who don’t like me, here and irl, for making sure I’m rarely bored. 
The first 42 years are just a practice run, I figure. There have been some really amazing highlights, though. I’ll transfer those to my new scorecard. After all, I plan on living forever.
Scary news, for the rest of us. 
::: had wondered why the earth shuddered before I went to bed last night :::
Just a little bump to ensure No Clue Boy has actually seen this thread.
(After all, he just started his own birthday thread on page 1… ;))
NCB, you’ll never guess what I wound up having done today, of all days.
:smack:
No. 
I didn’t.
What a maroon. I was pondering on my Momma’s phone call detailing the scenario of yesteryear when I wrote out my own OP. So, cool. One fun thread, one serious one. (maybe they can merge them?)
Thanks, y’all. This si pretty cool.
Pedicure?
I just have to say that I never pictured NoClueBoy to be 42. I always thought you were much younger, like 24, maybe. Now I’m just a little disorientated.
Don’t panic
Jim, I’m surprisingly immature.
Q.E.D., I told you I was The Answer™
Of course, no one yet knows The Question™
Meh. That conundrum is Somebody Else’s Problem™.
Happy birthday, my dear. Glad to see you out of your funk.