Okay, so I know it’s a little early (it’s only 8:45), but I wanted to get this in before my siblings get home from church.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRITONE!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EFREM!!!
Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)
“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”
Approximate English Translation of Above:
“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”
(sorry to jr8, Cleophus, and Dark Judicator… in my rush to get out of the house yesterday, I totally forgot the Chinese version in your birthday thread)
I hope you both have an awesome birthday! 
Take care of yourselves!
F_X
(you are the greatest)