Gotta make this quick. (leaving for a wedding hopefully sooner than later, so I can get away from family life, which is a whole other thread…)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WORLD EATER!!!
Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)
“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”
Approximate English Translation of Above:
“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”
Have an awesome birthday, and may you be blessed richly throughout the year! I hope you get to celebrate with your friends and family, and please do tell us if you’re doing anything special.
I look forward to seeing your posts on the board, and I’ve always liked your screen name. 
It’s just so… cool. 
So have a great birthday, and great times through the year! Take care of yourself!
F_X