Today is Blasphemy Rights Day International. Enjoy.
Tabernac!
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, Amen!
Do you know why the ladies loved Jesus?
[arms out to the side]Because he was hung like this![/arms out to the side]
Lord thundering Jesus! I nearly missed it! Not that I give a holy hot damn!
Seems kinda lame to set aside a single day for this–can’t we just mess with religious nutters the other 364.25 days outta the year and call it god?
I Holy See what you did there!
From Urban Dictionary:
I did not know that! Plan to use it now when I’m around my French friends (or, mon ami as we say).
You’ve still got Canadians cosplaying being French?
There is no Dog but Dog
Capt
Mayonnaise on hamburgers. Ketchup on hot dogs.
All of these are blasphemous. 
Blasphemy Day is celebrated on September 30 to coincide with the anniversary of the publication of satirical drawings of Muhammad in one of Denmark’s newspapers, resulting in the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy. Although the caricatures of Muhammad caused some controversy within Denmark, especially among Muslims, it became a widespread furor after Muslim imams in several countries stirred up violent protests in which at least 137 people were killed, embassies burned and other acts of recrimination carried out because of the blasphemy
i love pigs. i dig swine. i eat bacon.
this ain’t about christ its about the other dude.
inshayllah.
Isn’t Canadia a French colony?:dubious:
isn’t merka a british/espanol one?
Merka? The tiny Caribbean principality? Not sure.
Ah, Criss Colis de tabarnak… c’est “Mes Amis”, mon espèce.
(Unless you only have the one friend.)
Blasphemy day already? Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, where did the year go?
No one had better take the name of Og in vain!
burn in hell and all that 555.