This is Kat’s Other Personality, posting this message for her to read after she comes home from work tomorrow (well, today, really–except it’s not official until she sleeps and then wakes up again) all crabby and stuff.
Kat’s Other Personality[sup]TM[/sup]
(Not associated with Kat’s Alternate Personality[sup]TM[/sup])
Ummm…
Tell Kat I said happy belated birthday. Happy belated to you too, Kat’s Other Personality.
Hi to the Alternate Personality.
Well,Kat, give Kat a big, sloppy birthday kiss from me.
Happy Birthday to as many of Kat’s personalities as are having birthdays, either today or yesterday or, possibly, tomorrow!
Don’t worry about the Wal-Mart sales, you aren’t missing anything today. They’ll still have a lot of stuff on Saturday.
Wow! Wish I had someone like Kat’s Other PersonalityTM .
Then I could get a free room at the Happy Cage Security Rest Home 
Thank you, thank you. bows magnanimously to her admirers 
Hey, coming up for air, not only do we get a free room, but 3 meals a day and they do our laundry for free!! Bet you’re really jealous now. 
This is StephenG’s Alternate Personality, posting this message for all of the Kats to read after they come home from work today (well, yesterday, really – except it’s not official for the same reason). Hope you’re* not all crabby and stuff, but rather had a happy birthday (or at least a happy day after your birthday). So, tell us about it?
StephenG’s Alternate Personality[sup]TM[/sup]
(Often erroneously associated with StephenG’s Other Personality[sup]TM[/sup])
*One instance where it’s handy to have the singluar and plural second person pronouns be the same…
Well, I (Kat) and my personalities wish StephenG and his personalities a Happy Day Before StephenG’s Birthday, as well as a Happy StephenG’s Birthday. And, surprisingly, I had a rather nice Day After Kat’s Birthday. For the first time in weeks, I didn’t have any work left on my desk at the end of the day!
We thank you, all of us us to all of you. I’m glad you had a nice Day After Kat’s Birthday. Here’s to an even beter Day After The Day After Kat’s Birthday!
Happy birthday Kat (and any other personalities, real or imagined)
I’d sing, but somehow “Happy belated birthday too you” just seems to be lacking something. That, and the fact that I sound like a frog in a bucket, but really, that’s neither here nor there.