Assumption: Dopers = Smartest discussion board = a higher proportion of Left Handers = Cool-er people
See what I mean… you don’t get “presents”.
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You can have all the ones you want during the several years you’ll outlive us.
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And the right-handers will probably still have all their fingers.
Some tools such as circular saws can be flat-out dangerous to use left-handed.
Awww, I missed the day too. I feel so left behind.
I, too have a left hand. It is stupid as hell and does not get a special day.
It does give my right hand a break once in a while.
I missed it too! Serious lefty, here. 
Happy day after to my lefty sisters and brothers everywhere.
Edit: I didn’t realize someone else asked this already. 
About 10 percent of people are left handed. About 10 percent are gay. isn’t it nice that god made it so easy for us to pick them out?
For Left-Handers day, I gave my left hand the day off, and instead used my right hand…
to do the dishes.
What?
Aww, I didn’t mean it that way.
When I was in social work school there were a huge percentage of us who were left-handed. It just seems we cluster in certain areas.
So you are adding that lefties are also more altruistic… :rolleyes:
Computer mouse is an extra trap… if, like me you’re a leftie who has adapted to using a right-hand mouse (simply repositioned to the left of the keyboard) then an actual left-hand configured mouse can be worse than having to use a mouse with your right-hand.
Oh, and we have a left hander’s day?! I’ll need to remember for next year.
Sort of related, we have a teenage girl at work that does announcements on the PA and she is the female version of Ned Flanders.
I call her Ned Flander’s and everyone knows who I mean. I have zero idea what her name is.
I"m cross-dominant - can I have a half a Left-Handers’ Day next year?