Happy New Bitchfest!

Oh, and a darned shame GISMYS’s account and thread in GD both got deleted late last night.

Clearly, I am a Prophet of God, since I told him quite clearly that he would be banned.

For those of you who missed it, it was another one of those people who thinks “debate” is simply posting bible verses in ALL CAPS and saying everyone else is a sinner who is going to hell. Capped with a little bit of persecution complex and claims of satanic influence for people who mocked him.

Banned AND deleted?

Crap. We never get to keep any NICE things.

Aaaawww!!! I wish they hadn’t deleted it! I subscribed to it for the anticipated humour value (the fact that I consider www . godhatesfags . com [most emphatically NSFW] funny as well might give you some idea of my sense of humour :smiley: ). I would have enjoyed reading it.

One of those days they should just lock and sticky one of those threads as a warning to future guests about how such things turn out.

Too bad it got deleted. That was pretty entertaining!

Oh, and I took my niece to the indoor range with her new bow. We had a lot of fun.

(Yes, she needs to keep her finger off the arrow, but one thing at a time. First she needs to work out keeping the arrow in place.)

Range guy was nice to her, but tells her to shoot at the target on her left and then turns to me and asks if she understands what he’s saying. :mad: I simply nodded and said “oh yes”, but I think he grokked that he had overstepped, because he suddenly found other things to do and left the other guy to taking care of the range.

And they wanted $10 apiece to string my 2 recurve bows for me. Um, no, it takes me 3 seconds to do it and I’ve owned these bows for 37 years, so no I don’t want to pay you $20.

Trying to give you the shaft, eh?

(Though I don’t have a clue as to why he might think she did not understand ordinary English…)

Chimera, I sneaked a peak at your other PB pics and your cat is so sweet! <3 Those eyes melt your heart, eh? You make a lovely couple there! :smiley:

… Peanut butter pics?

(snerk) PhotoBucket. :smiley:

I agree with you. If I had a little old blind cat who got out, I’d be beating the bushes, hanging signs and putting ads in the paper. Like I said, Bill is a nicer person than me and he is right. Trying to contact the owner is the right thing to do. Nobody has called.

I’ve done the right thing for kitteh and people.

Now to my rant. One of my favorite authors used decimate instead of devastate. Of course I sent him a strongly worded email complaining about this. OK, that is a lie, I sent him an email saying that I thought his book was great, but that I thought the auto correct feature changed the word because I knew that he would never make such a mistake.

I might have been a little snarky about the decimate/devastate thing.

He couldn’t have been more gracious in his reply. He apologized, agreed that everyone knows the difference, thanked me for pointing it out, asked specific questions about which book I had so he could be sure that later printings were fixed.

I really felt like a jerk for getting snarky. Worse part is that he also offered to send me a signed copy of the corrected book to replace my spoiled one.

I should know better than to get snarky in print with a wordsmith. :smack:

My goddamned fucking cat went right into the garbage and stole an entire game hen out of it, and started eating it on the floor. :mad:

Of course! There you are throwing away perfectly good food! (in it’s eyes)

Yeah. :rolleyes:

I think the problem is that we can’t free-feed our cats (have food available to them at all times) anymore due to one of them having a weight problem. The fat one is all right, and never tries to go into the garbage, but the badly-behaved thinner one is angry, and is constantly begging (and hunting) for food all the time.

In this case, the game hen was one that we’d already eaten most of, and the cat decided it was still good. I even tried pouring orange juice on it in the garbage because cats are supposed to hate the smell of oranges, but it didn’t discourage the cat.

The next time I have some sort of meat for supper, I’ll try to remember to take out the garbage right after throwing away the remainders of the meal, so the damn cat won’t go in the garbage.

How the hell has this thread turned into a discussion of cats? Knock it off people, and start bitching or get the hell out!:dubious:

I could bitch about my cat insisting on waking me up much too early because she wants her breakfast. :smiley:

Oh, yeah, Seanette, I could too, except I have two cats and the boy is the worst about waking me up early.

Hmm, maybe we should start a “bitch about your pets” thread. I know at least a certain one of my pets is annoying enough to almost warrant his own thread.

Bitching about cats: good. Discussing pet food: bad. I’m kidding, of course, but I had to bitch about people not bitching, don’t ya know.

Here’s a not so zombie thread Cat rant thread - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board