Since I’ll be away from the computer all weekend, happy new year/century/millenium, Dopers!
Not sure why you posted this in the Pit, but since you did: Happy new year to you, too, motherfucker!
I posted it here because I am an utter moron. Yay for me! I’ve asked the mods to move it to MPSIMS. Sigh.
Fat chance. Now that you’ve said the Mrn word.
Didn’t you hear it’s not PC to compare your errors to those of the Grey-matterly-challenged? 
Happy 2001