ní féidir leat canadh le gloine folamh
(you can’t sing with an empty glass)
Happy St Catty’s Day
Work is providing corned beef for lunch today! 
<— That guy is green!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Who’s wearing green today? I am!
Got my green smartwool hiking socks on. Very comfy.
Have a new bottle of Jameson’s Cask Strength Irish Whiskey at home, going to crack that puppy tonight and enjoy a couple drams. Make that 3.
Tom Brady quit the New England Patriots today, so we non-Irish have got that going for us, which is nice.
Gawd I miss corned beef/cabbage. Have never seen it here,
And the Chicago, Viking neighbor lady won’t be having a party this year.
Happy day, y’all
That’s the weird thing - I had forgotten it was St. Pat’s. I just looked at what I was wearing, apparently I dressed in green today by accident.
Yes, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! When Americans who think they’re Irish celebrate a Welsh saint’s day with Scottish cultural symbols!
That’s right, ya culture-appropriatin’ arseholes! That pipe band in your parade? NOT IRISH! Kilts and tartan? NOT IRISH! Scoatland! SCOATLAND FIR-EVER! Alba gu brath, ya shilpit wee bastards!
And by eating an English meal. Corned beef isn’t triditionally considered Irish.
That’s why I’m making bangers and mash tonight.