Happy Star Wars Day!
How are we supposed to celebrate?
Let the Wookie win?
Put on a gold bikini and a dog leash?
Make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs?
I think I’ll watch some Star Wars today. 
Why May 4th? I thought it was May 25th.
It’s right there in the title, May the fourth be with you.
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As a Star Wars fan I appreciate the thought.
As someone who despises pun I have the overwhelming urge to strangle the OP with their own tongue.
Decisions, decisions.
-Joe
I didn’t make it up! It’s a thing!
Yeah it’s a thing. I heard about it this morning on the radio driving into work. I think it’s kind of cool.
Okay, but did you appreciate the fact that I knew May 25th?
Then there’s May the forest be with you.
I graduated from Kent State (no really, I did) so I can’t participate 
I celebrated by watching holographic softcore porn with Itchy.
You’re thinking of March 25th, and that is Return of the King Day.
Oops. Wrong thread. Continue lynching the punner please.
Yes, that’s it exactly.
Put the gold bikini on the Wookie.
I dare you.