Decaf? You think people in our condition want decaf???
But I’ll take it, if nobody else does … 
Decaf is crap! Send it back!
Spats, what *are * you wearing on your head? Is that someone’s underwear?
::handing out coffee, mostly high test, nudges Inigo Montoya with foot::
Wakey wakey! It’s April 14th. Time to do those taxes. ::evil snicker snicker::
Uhh … :: snatches object off head :: … Um, it’s the new style in hats? Yeah, that’s the ticket. :dubious:
Has anybody seen my underwear?
**Draelin ** and **Spats **
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then come pictures on the Doper website!
snicker
Well, duh … I mean, uh, gasp! How dare you! :o 
You know we’re going to get you for that … right?
It’s on your head.
Why is the crotch stained blue? :dubious:
It’s worth it, baby.
…no, really, they’re not drunk–no, sir, they’re not crazy, either–sir, they’re Dopers.
Yes, I know that explains it…
Now they think we smoke “the pot!”
I don’t do that. Nuh-uh. Not me. Never ever ever.
You take that back! I am too crazy!
Waitaminnit…
I didn’t inhale! Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Why is there goat hair on my sweater?
someone help me wake **Inigo ** - he’s been asleep way too long
- argh *
OK. Who here is ready for a bonfire? Get that goat!